I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, β€œDad get out of the way!”

I said, β€œYou’re the ones blocking!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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My son asked me for something hard to write on

I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unknown_Gamer944
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...

He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evadguitar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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My son asked me β€œ Dad did you get a haircut?”

Nope I got them all cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryamanB0506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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After watching me read β€œWar and Peace”, my son asked me, β€œDad, why is the book so thick?”

Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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My son kept chewing on live electrical wires

So I had to ground him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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"Son, what're you drinking" "Soy milk"

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romben1
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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My son said, β€œDad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?”

I said, β€œNo. Get your fax straight.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said β€œNo sun”

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πŸ“…︎ May 03
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A man is washing the car with his son.

The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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If you're having voice problems I feel bad for you son,

I've got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illumi_nazi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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My son just threw a milk carton at me

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SircFGC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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Son: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Dad: I know you think it’s R, but I think it’s X. Son: Why?

No, it’s definitely not Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDugger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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My son (3M) keeps asking if he can join the military.

When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.

Barbiecued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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My son asked me, β€œAre vampires real?”

I said, β€œNo, unless you Count Dracula.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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My son asked, β€œHow do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, β€œWell, you gotta go to dinner first.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankeefan00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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My son just told me his first dad joke. He's 8, so go easy.

Son: what did the fig say to the table?

Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?

Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.

Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!

Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RicoCat
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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You did you son of a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northgarden1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.

I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.

It was gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastProtagonist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears...

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csgo_Kriptonas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Son: Daddy there’s a spider in my room. Dad: he’s fine, he’s just minding his own business. Son: what business does a spider have?

Dad: web design.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Son: By law, you are actually required to turn on your headlights if if is raining in Sweden

Dad: Okay, but how the hell do I know if it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistyturtles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardatworktom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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I was surprised when I caught my son smoking weed upstairs...

I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeeball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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What did the drummer call his twin sons?

Tom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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My son told me, β€œThe car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”

I said, β€œThat’s sound advice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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My son asked me and my SO why koala's aren't considered bears

I told him they don't have tge right koalafications. My SO sighed and left the room... She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.

He said, β€œI got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

β€œBison.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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My son just kicked the bucket.

It only went 4 feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSS_is_the_best
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad-"No son."

Son-"Cmon no fair."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboGuy98
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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Son: β€œDad, are we pyromaniacs?”

β€œYes, we arson.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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Son: what was the first dad joke in history?

Dad: probably I’mroglyphics

Son: I’mroglyphics?

Dad: Hieroglyphics I’m dad!

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jncummins86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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I told my son if he farted in the car he would have to give me 10$ of his 100$ monthly allowance.

I always get my 10 Per-Scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants

but he's still making fun of me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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My son told me that he’s afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet

I asked him why but he just kept screaming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellsiv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords,

so I had to ground him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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Son-β€œDad it’s cold in here, can we turn the thermostat up”

Me - β€œNo just go stand in the corner”

Son -β€œWhy?”

Me - β€œBecause it is always at 90 degrees”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestPastEast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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A guy in work asked why my son had given up his flying lessons.

I told him pilot jobs aren't really taking off at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbounce74
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I told my son he's grounded

He was touching a copper water pipe and I'm an electrician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunochod2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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Are you winning, son?

No dad. I'm john.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheetorPrime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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"Dad, do you have any rough sandpaper?" My son asked.

"Of coarse I do," I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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My son asked me if i could count numbers in German.

I told him 9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said

then you're a simpson.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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My son asked me, β€œWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, β€œLed Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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My son and I both have knee problems

It is a joint issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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My 3 yrs old son told me he got a girlfriend

I asked him what's her name

Son: " Sophie "

Me: "Son,you can't be serious "

Son : "is it because she's older than me?"

Me : "No, it's because she's our cat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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My son asked me, "How come there is a Father's Day, but not a Son Day?"

I replied, "Hey, there is a Son Day every week!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirajyawalkar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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My sons a vegetarian

My wife and son are vegetarians, but I eat meat. One day, my son try’s to eat some of the chicken off my plate and my wife says β€œNo sons name That’s a dead bird. We don’t eat dead birds”.

I reply β€œshe’s right Son, it’s a murder most fowl”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgould408
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Don't ever stare at a woman's hip for too long son

It's just a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrExusemeQDLF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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My son sees me rushing to pick up my ringing mobile in another room.

Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mdchris19
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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My hippy son asked for money for a field trip to the symphony hall

But it seemed like a Phishing attempt to me

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I made my son a castle out of a abacus for his birthday

It's the Fort that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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At our PTA meeting, my son's teacher said he's the best she's ever seen at using Elmer's...

She said he's a glue-ru.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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A legit conversation today with my 2 1/2 year old son as we do our daily stroll past a train station that for once, has no trains stationed...

Son: Daddy, where is Thomas? Daddy: I don’t know, mate. Son: He must be working from home today.

Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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I was pulled over with my son in the car for speeding. Got a ticket. Then the officer said I’m free to go.

I replied β€œactually it cost me about $80”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"

Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vdi_king
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Today, I taught my son how to zest a lime...

He was really grate!

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lorettarebelle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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My son asked me, β€œwhy isn’t there B batteries?”

I said, β€œSon, bees don’t need batteries”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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My son comes up to me today and tells me he’s gay. My wife tried to stop me but I couldn’t stop myself shouting at him.

Hi gay I’m dad. I just get so excited at every oppertunity to say it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWilfred11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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My son thought males and females were practically the same...

I told him there was a vas deferens.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunayafish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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Son: Dad, could you put my shoes on?

Me: No, I don’t think they will fit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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I refused to believe my son got fired as a road worker for theft.

But when I got home, all the signs were there

πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edotri
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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My son refuses to eat rice if it in not white.

I said β€œSon, that’s ricest!”

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaryLightly33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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My son asked me today what do you call a damaged horse house?

Unstable.

Fair play have to hand it to him.. he got me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolkirky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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Today my son typed "Can I have a book mark?"

I burst into tears. "Billy, please stop reposting the same joke for karma, everyone will hate you."

"Then give me the damn bookmark."

I gave him the bookmark.

He finally won.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperJewsauce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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My son asked me "What to pirates drive?"

Me: They drive a H-arrr-d bargain!

Son: No daddy, they drive a ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talorn_Celeron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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I bought a piΓ±ata for my son’s birthday

It was a real hit

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dstew94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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My son said I was like a "q."

...Because a q is just a "weird 'o'"

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator

I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_akshat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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My son was upset after I gave him a single marshmallow.

I think he wanted s'more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_me_laugh_plz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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I bought my son a Bass.

But Dad, I wanted a Ukulele.
Ah well, your Ukulele just passed puberty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdityaBiswabandhu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.

"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Our son
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemmykoopa755
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What did the father airplane say to his son after his first successful flight

That's my Boeing

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meiwar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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Son: Dad, I read about how Corals are stressed. What are they stressed about?

Dad: Current events, probably.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Son: Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mom put her heart and soul in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killljoys13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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Son: Dad, im hungry!

Dad:"(hands his son a burger) It's a bison burger!"

Also dad:(leaves, and never comes back)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romben1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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My son got mad after I called his weed stupid

I said "Jeez cant you take a toke ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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Son, how do you call a black wizard?

Ugandalf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErykFib
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.

Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnknownNote
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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I was making pizzas for dinner with my son tonight

As my son finished spreading the pizza sauce on the bases: β€œHow do they look Dad!”

I reply: β€œThey can’t, they don’t have eyes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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Before I tucked my son into bed, I told him how proud I am of him, and that he is the second best son in the world.

Him: second best?

Me: yeah, I'm still the best son. But you're doing great, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Litpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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My son told me he had a hole in his shoe today

I said yes son, that's where you put your foot in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepy_Man90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/champion-13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords.

So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaintingViking
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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