These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns....
Need a new roof? Let me recommend my sister’s all female company...
Son : "Why is my sister called Teresa?"
Dad : Cause your mum loves Easter and its an anagram."
Son : "Thanks dad."
Dad : "No problem, Alan."
My sister wanted to marry a postman
but our parents didn't letter.
I made my mother's French sister angry
What did the cell say after his sister accidentally stepped on his foot?
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?
My sister was complaining her online dating profile only attracted pigs.
She's a real babe magnet.
what did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot
I'm not too big a fan of Cardi B, but I like her health conscious sister
What can you use to throw a sister?
I miss my sister’s dog
I haven’t seen her in a dog’s age
My sister didn't get my pun
I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.
Turned out they already had the auntybodies.
My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community
My sister wanted to marry a postman
Too bad my parents didn’t letter
My mums sister keeps taking the law into her own hands...
What do you call it when a sister of the church is speaking gibberish?
My mom's sister got vaccinated today
I call her aunty vax now.
My sister didn’t want to come out of the closet
So I had to break the door down
Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?
My sister becomes physically ill when I burn her toast.
It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.
My sister just set up one of my greatest jokes. She was telling me about a book she read in English
I responded with "Yeah? What other languages is it in?"
She was silently fuming for the rest of the car ride home.
What's it called when your mothers sister is upset?
My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
I told my sister that my Johan Sebastian was hurting me after a long car ride.
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?
I am nor sure my sister knows any geography...
True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.
My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"
She then left the room, cackling.
We always thought my sisters dog Belle was an idiot, until we realized
Shes won the "No-Belle" prize
After my sister got furious at me talking in Thanos dialogues, I apologized and said
I saw Kate Middleton's sister leaving a plastic surgeon's office the other day, but I can't tell you what work she had done.
That would be a Pippa violation.
My dad's sister works in a Paris bakery and hates it.
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
My sister asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”
Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.
Me: contractors do that for free.
Me: yeah, it's on the house.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?
My sister told me she was constipated
I told her, she was full of crap
My sister just delivered a baby...
I knew she had it in her.
Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
What did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot