These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns....

...... Tam-puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggyg2223
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Need a new roof? Let me recommend my sister’s all female company...

All the Shingle Ladies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Son : "Why is my sister called Teresa?"

Dad : Cause your mum loves Easter and its an anagram."

Son : "Thanks dad."

Dad : "No problem, Alan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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My sister wanted to marry a postman

but our parents didn't letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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I made my mother's French sister angry

Now she's a cross aunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soloazn
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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What did the cell say after his sister accidentally stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_nobody
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti

You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Human1223
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?

Because she was his...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimli_jpc
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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My sister was complaining her online dating profile only attracted pigs.

She's a real babe magnet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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what did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot

ouch mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nevaehdiastae
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I'm not too big a fan of Cardi B, but I like her health conscious sister

Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What can you use to throw a sister?

Nunchucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I miss my sister’s dog

I haven’t seen her in a dog’s age

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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My sister didn't get my pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahbeliever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.

Turned out they already had the auntybodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thyminecraft
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community

She is a vigil-aunty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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My sister wanted to marry a postman

Too bad my parents didn’t letter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idontknowman999
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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My mums sister keeps taking the law into her own hands...

She's a vigilauntie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What do you call it when a sister of the church is speaking gibberish?

Nun-sense!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jalster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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My mom's sister got vaccinated today

I call her aunty vax now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendivi5i0n
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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My sister didn’t want to come out of the closet

So I had to break the door down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?

Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_1337_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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My sister becomes physically ill when I burn her toast.

It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creep_Stroganoff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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My sister just set up one of my greatest jokes. She was telling me about a book she read in English

I responded with "Yeah? What other languages is it in?"

She was silently fuming for the rest of the car ride home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadleech
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What's it called when your mothers sister is upset?

A croissant...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeaTreeWillow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"

So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feerkat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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I told my sister that my Johan Sebastian was hurting me after a long car ride.

She said: Your bach?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSanther9047
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...

Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.

I guess..we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrillinGorilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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I am nor sure my sister knows any geography...

But Alaska.

not**

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.

My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"

She then left the room, cackling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danieltkessler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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We always thought my sisters dog Belle was an idiot, until we realized

Shes won the "No-Belle" prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shromboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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After my sister got furious at me talking in Thanos dialogues, I apologized and said

"I'm sorry little one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyadh_lord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I saw Kate Middleton's sister leaving a plastic surgeon's office the other day, but I can't tell you what work she had done.

That would be a Pippa violation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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My dad's sister works in a Paris bakery and hates it.

She's a cross aunt.πŸ₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.

I just had no idea she was a superhero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My sister asked me to stop singing β€œWonderwall”

I said maybe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.

Me: contractors do that for free. Sister: really? Me: yeah, it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikey_mikey_86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

  • 13 year old daughter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jch308
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Did you know Darth Vader had a sister?

Her name was Ella Vader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My sister told me she was constipated

I told her, she was full of crap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshNunya
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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My sister just delivered a baby...

I knew she had it in her.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashedthoughts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kunalbee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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What did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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