How do they milk oats?

So my family and I were watching TV and an ad for oat milk came up.

I asked out loud "how do they milk oats?"

My stepsister responded "they crush them until they cry"

I instinctively said "they do that with grapes too but they only wine"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why did Cinderella get cut From the softball team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I was sitting next to my sister's dog trying to see what she can actually see, as she watched my dad from behind a wall taller than her and a screen door.

Stepsister: "Are you whispering mean things in to her ear." Me: "Nah, I just wanted to see what all she could see from down here. But now I might." Stepsister: "Oh god what have I done." Me: "Thanks for being my devil on my shoulder." Stepsister: "Not something I want to be." Me: "Thanks Sensei."Β  Also Me: * Walks over to my sister's dog, who's still sitting by the door, and get right up to her ear. " Lucy you are adopted"

My stepmom and I both laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeluther1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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"I named my kitten Timon."

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archaeoculus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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Dad dropped this one on my stepmom.

me and my stepsister are going to the movies

Stepmom: Text us when you're on your way back.

Dad: Texas?! They're only going to the movies.


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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth_peester
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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