So my family and I were watching TV and an ad for oat milk came up.
I asked out loud "how do they milk oats?"
My stepsister responded "they crush them until they cry"
I instinctively said "they do that with grapes too but they only wine"
She kept running away from the ball.
Stepsister: "Are you whispering mean things in to her ear." Me: "Nah, I just wanted to see what all she could see from down here. But now I might." Stepsister: "Oh god what have I done." Me: "Thanks for being my devil on my shoulder." Stepsister: "Not something I want to be." Me: "Thanks Sensei." Also Me: * Walks over to my sister's dog, who's still sitting by the door, and get right up to her ear. " Lucy you are adopted"
My stepmom and I both laughed.
Why did you name him that?
"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"
That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.
Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.