Stepsister Puns

So my family and I were watching TV and an ad for oat milk came up.

I asked out loud "how do they milk oats?"

My stepsister responded "they crush them until they cry"

I instinctively said "they do that with grapes too but they only wine"

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

me and my stepsister are going to the movies

Stepmom: Text us when you're on your way back.

Dad: Texas?! They're only going to the movies.

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