I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.

Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!

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To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

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Forgive me father.
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

For I have synonymed.

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A man is sitting in the hospital with his newborn baby when his own father walks in.

Father: "So, how does it feel being a dad?"

Son: "It feels good. I'm a bit scared of course, but so excited at the same time. How does it feel being a grandfather?"

Father: "It feels pretty great. You've always been a good son and I've been patiently waiting for this special moment. There's something now that I have to give you."

The son watches curiously as his father pulls a large tome out of his backpack with exquisite text on the cover: 'The Big Book of Dad Jokes'.

Father: " For generations these sacred texts have been passed down through the patriarchs of our family. My father gave it to me when you were born and now, as a new father yourself, I bestow it to you. With this book you will have all the knowledge needed to become a truly great Dad."

Son: " Wow, Dad, this is amazing! Truly! I'm... I'm honored."

The father smiles as he extends his arm out to shake his son's hand and says,

"Nice to meet you, Honored. I'm Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
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One day, a father was washing a car with his son...

The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
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My father always taught me to be prepared for any emergency. I was on the ball when the streets flooded...

I was ready and wading!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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Happy Father’s Day

As a child I don’t think fathers realize how much we love and appreciate them and wanted to share it, even though this isn’t a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myname69420
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My father is so cheap...

When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.

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I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...

It's called the Santa Clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
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I seen my father pouring chicken soup over his compost yesterday

I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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My father asked me, 'What are you famous for?'

I laughed. Dad jokes.

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Mom interferes with father and sons coversation

Dad - "this is only an A and B conversation, you can C you way out of here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MicasiO
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?

Because he was Baroque

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding

But i’m dad serious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Figured this was the ideal moment to repost this ol’ pun. Happy Father’s Day.
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I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.

I guess I'm just a faux pas.

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Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?

The headline was β€œpun and ten dead” (meant to sound like pun intended.)

Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonRider7710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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How rare is an excellent father?

Legen-daddy

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My son asked me, "How come there is a Father's Day, but not a Son Day?"

I replied, "Hey, there is a Son Day every week!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirajyawalkar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?

Dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TennaTelwan
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Dad: Hey, don’t forgetβ€” tomorrow is Father’s Day.

Me: Don’t forget its son day too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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I’ve always followed in my father’s footsteps until today.

He turned around and said, β€œSTOP!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
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*For context, today is my birthday* my mom says "does anyone have a match?" And without hesitation, my 70 year old father says

"I haven't had a fair match since Superman died"

The most dad-thing I've heard him say in a long time. Made me proud

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Just a reminder, Father’s Day is Sunday.

Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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Kids got me an Old-school Chemistry set for Father's Day...

... Totally in my Element.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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What did the father say to his baby boy before killing him with a vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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A Father notices his daughter eating Edamame.

Dad: What are you eating?

Girl: Edamame

Dad: Eddie... what?

Girl: Soybeans

Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad

...lo siento.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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What do you get when you cross Father's Day with Cake day?

Extra Karma... I hope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phmundacheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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On Father's Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.

He said it was his pleasure.

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My father and I were in the car traveling to a family outing.

On the way, after passing a graveyard, my dad asked,

β€œDid you know that’s a popular cemetery?”

β€œNo, why?” I responded.

β€œPeople are just dying to get in there!” he replied.

After I groaned, he continued, in all seriousness,

β€œBut really, did you know I can’t be buried there?”

β€œWhy not, Dad?” I asked, surprised.

β€œBecause I’m not dead yet!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Famousspy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...

...from the fruits of our labor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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My father recently got a new tattoo

It was of a Thermos flask that he took to work

I was just checking it out closely, just then he said

"Hey, don't touch my Thermos tat"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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My son on Father's Day says...

"You know, if they had a bunch of different fruits from around the universe and made it into a jam they would call it a Space Jam."

I'm so damn proud of him.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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(In honor of Father's Day) At the start of every day my Dad tells us he's going running, and then he doesn't.

It's a running joke.

Happy Father's Day to all Dads that make us laugh with their ridiculous jokes!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Watching Rogue One with my 8 year old on Father’s Day

When Vader is force choking Orson Krennic and says, β€œDon’t choke on your ambitions.”

My son looked at my and said, β€œHa Ha! Dad joke!”

So proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BockBock2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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Happy Father’s Day!

To all the dads out there; may your dad jokes grow prosper, make your children facepalm, and cause your partner want to pull your hair out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzurEdge3290
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So after becoming a father, my dad and I were talking about how we couldn’t believe any man would walk away from his kids. My dad says dead beat isn’t a good enough name so he asks me what they should be called. I said:

A joke, dad.

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A daughter asked her father, "Why are they called shoes?"

The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkangel_Ash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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What did the father say to his falling son?

Son, you've got potential

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πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Posted on behalf of my actual father who thinks he’s hilarious πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜‚

We all know that pokemon evolve after being trained for a while. There is a little known fact that some PokΓ©mon evolve into different PokΓ©mon based on how you raise them.

For example,did you know if you raise a pikachu badly it evolves into a nasty little PokΓ©mon called pissed-at-chu!!

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What's the problem with Father's day?

It always falls on Son-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kipul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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Happy Father’s Day to all you dad jokers

A horse walks into a bar, bartender says to the horse β€œwhat’s with the long face”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dieselgains1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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In what country do they wake all the dads early on Father’s Day?

Papa No Grinny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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What did E.T.'s father say to him when he got home?

"Where on Earth have you been?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.

Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?

Me: of coarse!

Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!

Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?

Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!

I love my grandpa lol made me laugh

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Happy Father's Day applies to all humans and animals as well. But apparently it doesn't matter to elephants.

For them, it's irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdaddydlg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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In honor of my father for Father’s Day, I’m going to tack you back to the 1990’s. This is rural southern America please read in southern accent.

Me: Daddy I’m thirsty!

My dad: Hi thirsty I’m Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.

I’m sure it’s not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayl6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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If you think your father's day present sucked

Wait till to hear what Matt Gaetz got!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredwasaGoodDog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?

he's transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggeliki04
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. β€œDaddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.

β€œIt’s long story,” replies the father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinJSJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Father’s Day

It seems to have been a really long day this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darthbuttchin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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My daughter said, "You're an overprotective father."

"How is that true," I replied, "when you have seven siblings?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ

Make 'em eat Pop-Corn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwinsome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Why can't a transgender see their father?

Because he is transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willionnaire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I remember my father giving me some sound advice on his deathbed.

He said "It's worth spending money on a good set of speakers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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My father and grandfather work for the DMV.

I come from a long line of long lines.

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My father was a blind carpenter

until he picked up his hammer and saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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A father was outside washing his car with his son

The son asks: "Dad, can't we just use a sponge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ba71905
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.

It's in the wiring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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My father had a sex change and I don't see him anymore.

He's transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsukaiByakuya
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My late father once said

Sorry I’m late.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milred92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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My first Dad joke after becoming a father

Me, to my son, immediately after being born: Congratulations! You're officially the youngest person in the world!

Him: crying

Me: Sorry kid, your 4 seconds of fame are over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FridayLightsFTW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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My father says I'm dumb but I know...

Dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JACKAROO1701
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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My father said : hey im hungry can you get me somthing to eat

Me with a smirk on my face :hey hungry im son

The tabels have turned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholsomedemon221
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I tell dad jokes but I’m not actually a father...

I’m a faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Father and daughter are staying at two stories house AirBNB and the daughter asks her father

- What's upstairs?
- Unfortunately, the stairs don't talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RG_PankO
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Mother’s and Father’s day only happens once every year

But Son day happens once every week

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarlBoiBlue
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success...

He had to stay on top of things tho...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...

But no. I was charged $30 a pop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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A little boy went up to his father and asked:

Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cuase I still have mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Before quarantine my father loved to tell jokes related to the context, he said police jokes to policemen, bar jokes in bars, dad jokes to other dads etc... And he misses it

Now it's only inside jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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I used Brylcreem this morning to slick back my hair like my father used to do. My wife asked me what I was doing.

I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksbalaji
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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People used to describe my father as a real β€œMan’s Man” the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,

I guess to me he was more of a β€œMime’s Man”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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OC posted in honor of my dear father-in-law, who died of cancer today

Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:

β€œWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”

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β€œ...I guess I let it go to my head.”

Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).

Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another β€˜incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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My father came into my room asking if I wanted a personwich.

When I asked what it was, he said that it was a manwich but he was trying to not be sexist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firehornet117
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity

He’d laugh and say, β€œSon, you’re grounded.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Father’s Day and Mother’s Day only happens once a year, and that’s so unfair...

Son Day happens once a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonewise
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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A Motivational speaker talked about his father that died after having a coma.

I blurted out " i guess that comma became a full stop" My friends all laughed Not the teachers though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarenCasseroles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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My father made my sister smell with some spices...

Pap-reek-her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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OC posted in honor of my dear father-in-law, who died of cancer today

Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:

β€œWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”

pauses for effect

β€œ...I guess I let it go to my head.”

Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).

Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another β€˜incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bilgerat78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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