A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
Why are priests called father?
because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
What does a Trekkie priest say right before he dies?
Why did the priest return his ps5?
It didn’t support cross play
A pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
And the bartender yells out "what is this? A joke?"
Why do priests love swiss cheese?
If a Priest becomes a standup comedian
Will Father be cracking dad jokes then?
A priest giving a children's sermon on vestments asked, "Why do you think I wear this collar?"
One kid answered, "Because it kills fleas and ticks for upto 30 days."
Got a new job as a priest in a stable near Johannesburg...
I bless the reins down in Africa...
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer
What is a priest’s favorite spice?
A priest sneezes into a bible.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink.
Then the rabbi says: "Just give me a tea, so I can become an overused joke."
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?
What did the priest say when he was asked for his gender?
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
2 priests walk into a vampire
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
I spent all day searching for a priest to talk to
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...
You should go there if you seek pennants.
Why did the priest give massages to all the corpses he prayed over?
Because he was also a neck-romancer.
What do you call a priest in a maternity ward?
Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century
Before that it was a cardinal Sin
Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?
What’s the difference between a doctor and a priest ?
When the dr touches your nuts it’s strictly business.
Do Priests have an altar ego?
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...
...the nurse asks the rabbit, “what blood type are you?”
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a type O.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says “I think there is a typo”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A priest does not tell dad jokes
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
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