A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a Type-O”

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Why are priests called father?

because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

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What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

Father-in-law

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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.

Only ewes can prevent florist friars.

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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?

Alien Vs Predator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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What does a Trekkie priest say right before he dies?

β€œBeam me up, Goddy!”

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Why did the priest return his ps5?

It didn’t support cross play

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A pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar

And the bartender yells out "what is this? A joke?"

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Why do priests love swiss cheese?

Beacuse it's very holey

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If a Priest becomes a standup comedian

Will Father be cracking dad jokes then?

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A priest giving a children's sermon on vestments asked, "Why do you think I wear this collar?"

One kid answered, "Because it kills fleas and ticks for upto 30 days."

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Got a new job as a priest in a stable near Johannesburg...

I bless the reins down in Africa...

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Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.

Doctors say he is in stable condition.

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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer

A father in law :3

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What is a priest’s favorite spice?

cinn-AMEN

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A priest sneezes into a bible.

God bless him.

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A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they would like to drink.

Then the rabbi says: "Just give me a tea, so I can become an overused joke."

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A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."

The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"

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A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?

That's why its holey.

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What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?

A Transistor

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What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?

Sanctuary much!

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What did the priest say when he was asked for his gender?

Amen

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A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.

The wolves may be predators but he pray

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2 priests walk into a vampire

One says "Quick show him your cross"

The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"

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I spent all day searching for a priest to talk to

but I found nun

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My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...

You should go there if you seek pennants.

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Why did the priest give massages to all the corpses he prayed over?

Because he was also a neck-romancer.

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What do you call a priest in a maternity ward?

Father

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Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century

Before that it was a cardinal Sin

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Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?

Lettuce Spray.

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What’s the difference between a doctor and a priest ?

When the dr touches your nuts it’s strictly business.

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Do Priests have an altar ego?
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is

He replied " I am probably a Type O"

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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...

...the nurse asks the rabbit, β€œwhat blood type are you?”

The rabbit says, β€œI’m probably a type O.”

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...

The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.

The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"

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Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.

Dr β€œ what blood type are you rabbit?”

To which the rabbit replies,

Rabbit β€œ probably a Type-O”

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A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

Rabbit says β€œI think I’m a type O”

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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says β€œI think there is a typo”

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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A priest does not tell dad jokes

He tells father jokes

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A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

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A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o

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