What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says “I think there is a typo”
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
A priest does not tell dad jokes
2 priests walk into a vampire
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
Do Priests have an altar ego?
Why couldn’t the priest find his rosary?
Why didn't the priest want to get his car detailed?
The devil's in the detail.
What do you call a Priest that joins a Karate Dojo?
I just found out that my friend lives a secret life as a priest.
Our local priest rides around our town on a motorbike all day.
I had a priest perform an exorcism for my house, but I never paid the bill....
A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
What does a Priest do when he goes to the gym?
How do you turn a friar into a high priest?
What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?
A catholic priest walked into the wrong congregation
What does a thot call a priest?
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
A Catholic priest will always be a Catholic until he goes on a pilgrimage....
...then He becomes a Roamin' Catholic
What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?
*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎
Did you know you can milk priests?
Why are priests so ripped?
Because they're always exercising
What is it called when a priest is a popping a cyst?
If my son becomes a priest, what would I call him?
I really want to know. All I can think to do is move to Alabama
A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.
"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.
The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"
"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
When the priest continued ministering, after having been officially censured, what did his bishop say to him?
What we have, here, is a failure to excommunicate.
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
A priest in a big church in Paris has a job interview with a new bell ringer. The priest asks “why should I hire you?” The applicant responded “I have a special talent!”
“Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
“You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked “who is he?”
The priest responded “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”
Why did the priest have to throw away the church?
Because it was parishable.
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.
The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
A Buddhist monk, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
What did the vegetable priest say to the congregation?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
What did the priest say to the salad?
I just found out that my friend has a secret life as a priest.
What did the vegetarian priest say at church?
A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says “I’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”