The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.
An elderly couple is in a church. The wife says to the husband “I’ve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?”
The husband says “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
My Dad: Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Me: Wait, what? Really?
Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.
The creator of Mortal Kombat got the idea for the game while visiting a church in Finland...
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
There was a naked man running around the church
The police caught him by the organ
So I went to church and looked around for people
When the church relocated ...
it had an organ transplant.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.
Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.
In the church of the workshop...
I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...
What do you call it when a sister of the church is speaking gibberish?
What type of fruit Must get married in a Church?
When you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
That's called A-pasta-cy
I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes
Why did the melon have a church wedding?
A Higgs Boson walks into a church
The pastor says, “You can’t be in here!”
The Higgs Boson replies, “Well without me you can’t have mass.”
A kitten with a lisp goes to a different church every week.
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
Did you hear about the guy that went streaking through the church?
They caught him by the organ.
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
How do you get your child excited to go to church?
Tell them they are going to the prayground
I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....
When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen
What happens to someone who farts in church?
They have to sit in their own pew.
What is the difference between a Protestant & a Catholic church?
A Catholic church is full of gild!
How many people showed up to the church yesterday?
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
What does a phaser sound like in church?
Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
Barack Obama at our local church making continual ‘Ding Dong’ noises.
I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize
When Jedi go to church…
Do they sit in pew pew pews?
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?
Making church offerings is dangerous for your wallet
Paying tithing just decimates your income
Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?
He was really dis-organ-ized.
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...
You should go there if you seek pennants.
The only people to show up to my friend’s funeral were some of his one night stands and some friends from church.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
They don’t have any organs.
Did you know the Mortal Kombat theme song actually comes from a Scandinavian church song?
Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
It’s called a ‘Finnish Hymn’.
Did you know that Mortal Combat is based off of a Scandinavian church song?
Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian church song?
A Finnish Hymn, if you would
What do you call Batman that skips church?
What do you call it when batman skips church?
What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?
What is it called when batman doesn't goto church ?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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