That's separation of church and steak.
That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
PrayStation
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
A cross-dresser
"Well prayed"
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
They got no soul.
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
It's Christian Braille.
For God's sake.
Christian Bale.
It’s all about G-sus.
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
But I got Holy Ghosted.
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
r/SubsIFellFor
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
I wish he’d share his Faith with me.
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
I mean every other song "No L, No L!"
AD/BC
They also do take away.
Amen milk.
A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.
Faithbook.
"Well prayed"
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