Unlike Judaism, a ceremonial ritual for slaughtered food is not practiced in Christianity.

That's separation of church and steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derdody
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obaidraf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?

That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCushAgin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What is something a Christian kid plays?

PrayStation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Afternoonn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nukes_or_aliens
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.

Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickengun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a Christian guy in drag?

A cross-dresser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartsniffer42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakikibaka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What ir a Christian's favorite chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...

... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballpressure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNWKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:

Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Pun???
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I fell asleep during Catholic mass.

I'm a Bored Again Christian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?

It's Christian Braille.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquiddlyD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?

For God's sake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjahnMara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Gleaming The Cubicle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Christian coaches are good,

but Jewish are Kosher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksrugi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.

It’s all about G-sus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Christian Christian Bale Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deanus89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What religious positions are open for women?

Nun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonservia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.

It's called an "Amy" Grant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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For all my Christian Bois
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.

I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kikasphalt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I joined a Christian dating site...

But I got Holy Ghosted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I had my pastor bless a bottle of mercury for me.

I love my Christian Heavy Metal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerbilSpanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is Christian Grey’s favorite subreddit?

r/SubsIFellFor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.

Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Is Tim McGraw a Christian?

I wish he’d share his Faith with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_jake_kemp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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So, 3 nuns die in a car crash and end up before the gates of St Peter....

St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."

He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"

The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".

St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"

The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."

"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"

The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".

"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I don't get it, why is it so important for Christians to have 'K' and 'M' next to each other at Christmas?

I mean every other song "No L, No L!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robeh002
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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A group of Christian monks want to create a band. What's their name?

AD/BC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinnaig
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Just met Christian Bale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertjmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called β€œThe Lord Giveth”.

They also do take away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?

Amen milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...

A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?

Faithbook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tris10Dyer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What do you call Batman who skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poptronic
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildwestsnoopy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostfromTexas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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