A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
What is Santa’s religion?
What do you call a religion that worships cannonballs?
Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.
What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
I got a warning message from a mod saying “my jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”
I replied saying “let the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”
Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?
We believe they're holy frijoles!
I denounce that barbers religion
If math was a religion...
...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.
Why don't you bring up politics or religion around pirates?
Because they love to arrr-gue and never sea eye-to-eye(patch)
What do you call Batman when he stops doing religion?
What religion is Lightning McQueen?
What's the international religion of economics
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
If you die for your religion in a really stupid way ...
I asked my cat what religion he is
Religion is like a swimming pool.
Most of the noise is coming from the shallow end.
In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
What's the only religion with a diet?
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.
We have been called to be holy.
Never expected to get rich when I started making statues of divine beings in religions
But I am making prophets.
As less and less people are buying into religion, prophets are down.
The only religion I support
I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased
He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'
I created my own religion
As part of my new religion, gluttony shall be given a penance of crunches.
Finally sinners will achieve absolution.
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
What religion do most llamas practice?
The thief that stole my diary and my book on world religions died today.
My thoughts and prayers are now with his family.
What is a ghosts religion?
7 day Adventist is the ‘weekest’ of all organized religions
I guess one could call Atheism a non-prophet religion
I recently found out I was gay and changed my religion.
I moved to Utah and converted to Moremen.
What religion is Chewbacca?
He is Chew-ish!
(Took this from a friend)
I recently converted religions and I'll be taking off April 14th in observation of Vaisakhi
I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.
What religion do cats follow?
why are religions holy?
Because every story is filled with plot holes!
What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?
I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic
Some religions can be dangerous..
always practice safe sects.
What do you call a religion based around toothpaste?
What is the economic religion?
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