I considered giving up my honey business and joining a cult
But I'm just not a bee leaver.
Edit: Thank you for the award, friend!!!!
I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound
God Damnit
Damn I heard about this one cult, but it’s really hard to get into
I guess you could say it’s pretty diffi-cult.
I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.
It’s called the Diffi cult.
Why did the accountant join a cult?
Because he found their compound interesting.
Before starting a cult, be sure to consider the following
What’s the difference between a cult classic and occult classic?
About 1000 years
I heard about a cult that worships the number zero.
Is nothing sacred?
What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?
Urine.
Why can't you get out of a sex cult with R.Kelly?
Because once you're in urine
What do you call the leader of an elven cult?
Elrond Hubbard
What do you get when you cross a blood sucking arachnid with a moon worshiping cult?
A lunatic.
I joined a cult that doesn't let us have high self esteem
I can't believe how good I feel
What would you call a secret cult of sex maniacs?
Illumi-naughty.
Know why cults and groups living off the grid are always being investigated?
That's the power of compound interest.
Don't join dangerous cults.
Practice safe sects!
What do you call a cult that’s hard to get into?
Diffi-cult
Why can’t you get out of a sex cult with R. Kelly?
Once you’re in, urine
