The three members of the *cult*ery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/griefingnukeboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound

God Damnit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why did the accountant join a cult?

Because he found their compound interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwayne_jetski69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Before starting a cult, be sure to consider the following
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rublex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What’s the difference between a cult classic and occult classic?

About 1000 years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFruigle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I heard about a cult that worships the number zero.

Is nothing sacred?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flipester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?

Urine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverb352007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call the leader of an elven cult?

Elrond Hubbard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolutelee123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Which cult is the toughest?

Difficult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extruderalert
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Know why cults and groups living off the grid are always being investigated?

That's the power of compound interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/programminggeek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.

It’s called the Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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