Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound
God Damnit
Why did the accountant join a cult?
Because he found their compound interesting.
Before starting a cult, be sure to consider the following
What’s the difference between a cult classic and occult classic?
About 1000 years
I heard about a cult that worships the number zero.
Is nothing sacred?
What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?
Urine.
What do you call the leader of an elven cult?
Elrond Hubbard
Know why cults and groups living off the grid are always being investigated?
That's the power of compound interest.
I became a member of a cult, it’s a group of people that like to be awkward and challenge others.
It’s called the Diffi cult.
