What do you call a reindeer soaking in the rain?
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
The summer rains have finally arrived...
Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!
Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo.
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
My son decided to eat dinner outside despite the pouring rain...
My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley".
I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
What happens when two rain drops fall in love?
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
What did the freshly waxed car say to the rain?
A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!
What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
What noise does Italian rain make?
Pizza patter pizza patter
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
Since moving to Seattle I'm starting to like the rain.
I think I've been rainwashed.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What do you call a baby owl in the rain?
I sure hope it doesn’t rain tonight on Halloween...
That will certainly dampen the spirits!
Rudolph The Red and his wife are out walking one day, Rudolph says, “It looks like rain.” His wife says, “You don’t know that.” To which he replies,
“Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”
Why do sailors eat shellsfish when rain is forecasted?
Its the clam before the storm
What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?
”You get a precipitation trophy!”
Wife: When will the rain stop falling!
Me: When it hits the ground.
What do you call a Wednesday with no rain?
What do you call it when it rains quarters?
What do you call a bear standing out in the rain?
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance!" says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in a rain shower?
“There’s so much rain, my whole basement was flooded!”
It’s going to rain cats and dogs
... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! —> from the show ‘how i met your mother’
If it ever rains cats and dogs
Me: I think we are supposed to get rain from the south this week...
Wife: I thought I heard from the west.
My father: I'm pretty sure it comes from the sky.
I saw my friend standing outside in the rain, smoking a joint.
I said, “This is fine. As long as you don’t in hail.”
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain
My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night she texted me saying "I wish you were here; the rains are beautiful".
I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"
She hasn't replied yet.
Guess she stormed out.
I accidentally wore my Spanish friend’s rain boots instead of mine.
Turns out these boots are made for Joaquin.
Sis: Don’t think we can swim looks like it may rain.
Dad: But how can it May rain in June?
Why don't ghosts like rain on halloween?
It dampens theirs spirits.
If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
“Wow!” I say. “It’s climate change!”
Every year, dads hold a competition to see who can make it rain. Their goal is to have someone win 2 years in a row
He would be the reigning Raining champ
We were walking in the pouring rain.
"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.
"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."
My wife said, "Did you know a bunch of cows lying down means it's going to rain?"
I replied, "Their legs must get really tired during a drought."
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel
Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?
Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.
"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
What did the French kid say when it started to rain?
i wish this rain would keep up
My daughter just said “I’m only happy when it rains”
I told her that was garbage.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain...
Just asked siri "Surely, it won't rain today?"
She replied "It certainly will, and don't call me Shirley."
Forgot i was on airplane mode.
I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.
She kept telling me that I need vipers.
How does Santa avoid rain? Rudolf the red knows rain dear
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, “ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”
On my way in to work this morning I saw a guy who was really upset about the weather. He was so mad that he threw some punches at the light rain. - RS
I don’t think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.
After changing my diet to bland foods and spending a lot more time walking (in the rain I might add), I’m down 50 pounds.
That will be the last time I visit London.
Looks like rain?
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.
They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining," says the man.
“No, it’s snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man.
“Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
“Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
So I heard it was going to rain....
But I don’t know weather or not to believe it.
"Gah, when does this rain end!" said my son.
"When it hits the floor," I informed him.
Looking out his window, a viking named Rudolph the Red declared, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
If it doesn't rain on Wednesday, my girlfriend promised to get mildly frisky with me
Hopefully it'll be a dry hump day.
A lot of the girls i hook up with like kissing in the rain
But those are just my shower thots
If light rain stops will it get dark out?
What do you call a bear trapped in the rain?
What do you call the Lone Ranger after a heavy rain?
I read the weather forecast today and it said it was going to rain
Boy did i have a big storm coming
What did snoop dogg say when he found out that the rain was fake?
Why can't owls get dates in the rain?
Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if that’s the case then why doesn’t someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
Petrichord: The sound of rain.
Why don’t ghosts like rain?
If Amaya from PJ Masks got caught in the rain...
She would turn into a moist Owlette.
I finally fixed that leak behind the garage. No more rain on the lawnmower!
This is truly a watershed moment!
Driving down the highway in the rain..
and my sister complains that the windshield wipers aren't going fast enough for the weather. My dad replies: "They're already going 55mph, how much faster do you want them to go?"
My dad used to have me convinced he could stop the rain by snapping his fingers it was not until I was a little older that I realized
He would snap his fingers when we went under over passes....
Thought this belonged here.
Why can't owls mate in the rain?
Because it's too-wet-to-woo
What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?
What do you call a bear caught in the rain?