What do you call a reindeer soaking in the rain?

Raindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCatLady415
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain

Things ran more fluidly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprewy2y
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?

It just mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollyamf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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The summer rains have finally arrived...

Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PEZZZZZZZZZZZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Why don’t owls breed in the rain?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

I guess we'll just have to make dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aserthreto
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I drew a rain-deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeeguycraig
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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My son decided to eat dinner outside despite the pouring rain...

His appetite was whet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What happens when two rain drops fall in love?

They become rain-beaus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains

It was a Toto failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley

My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuke_k9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What did the freshly waxed car say to the rain?

Quit beading up on me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassMan2511
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psayayayduck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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Chances of rain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1ddB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?

Precipitation awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"

"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TripHasard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What noise does Italian rain make?

Pizza patter pizza patter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sam_293
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...

Just so I cover all the bassists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Since moving to Seattle I'm starting to like the rain.

I think I've been rainwashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguscerdo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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When does it start to rain money?

When there is change in the weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call a baby owl in the rain?

A moist owlet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I sure hope it doesn’t rain tonight on Halloween...

That will certainly dampen the spirits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benschmedium
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Rudolph The Red and his wife are out walking one day, Rudolph says, β€œIt looks like rain.” His wife says, β€œYou don’t know that.” To which he replies,

β€œRudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_the_arm__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Rain or snow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Why do sailors eat shellsfish when rain is forecasted?

Its the clam before the storm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JormaR69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?

”You get a precipitation trophy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirkatia98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Wife: When will the rain stop falling!

Me: When it hits the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a Wednesday with no rain?

A dry hump day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call it when it rains quarters?

Climate Change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeb_Boi_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Chocolate Rain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Habbasha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a bear standing out in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_S_M_K
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance!" says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes." comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here, on the swing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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What do you call a grizzly bear caught in a rain shower?

A drizzly bear.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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β€œThere’s so much rain, my whole basement was flooded!”

Don’t worry, I noah guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamflexx
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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It’s going to rain cats and dogs

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! β€”> from the show β€˜how i met your mother’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SingingMusician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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If it ever rains cats and dogs

Don't step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Me: I think we are supposed to get rain from the south this week...

Wife: I thought I heard from the west.

My father: I'm pretty sure it comes from the sky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainMidwest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I saw my friend standing outside in the rain, smoking a joint.

I said, β€œThis is fine. As long as you don’t in hail.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why do cows lie on each other in the rain

To keep each udder dry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PB_Monk3y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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My girlfriend lives in another city. Last night she texted me saying "I wish you were here; the rains are beautiful".

I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"

She hasn't replied yet.

Guess she stormed out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srinivas-seshadri
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2016
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I accidentally wore my Spanish friend’s rain boots instead of mine.

Turns out these boots are made for Joaquin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Sis: Don’t think we can swim looks like it may rain.

Dad: But how can it May rain in June?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddysfather
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why don't ghosts like rain on halloween?

It dampens theirs spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathTheTitan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rencas79
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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Pennies and quarters rain from the sky

β€œWow!” I say. β€œIt’s climate change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Every year, dads hold a competition to see who can make it rain. Their goal is to have someone win 2 years in a row

He would be the reigning Raining champ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clay00000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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We were walking in the pouring rain.

"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.

"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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My wife said, "Did you know a bunch of cows lying down means it's going to rain?"

I replied, "Their legs must get really tired during a drought."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drjohnson89
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.

It’s called the Weather Chanel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smam30
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?

Fo drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vforvanessa1981
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.

"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panic_monster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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What did the French kid say when it started to rain?

SacrΓ© pleut!

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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i wish this rain would keep up

so it doesn’t come down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylinaltman143
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My daughter just said β€œI’m only happy when it rains”

I told her that was garbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OraDr8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain...

but it hurt like hail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pgtart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Just asked siri "Surely, it won't rain today?"

She replied "It certainly will, and don't call me Shirley."

Forgot i was on airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.

She kept telling me that I need vipers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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How does Santa avoid rain? Rudolf the red knows rain dear
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckauey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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When will the rain stop falling? reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, β€œ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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On my way in to work this morning I saw a guy who was really upset about the weather. He was so mad that he threw some punches at the light rain. - RS

I don’t think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKOouttaSomewhere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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After changing my diet to bland foods and spending a lot more time walking (in the rain I might add), I’m down 50 pounds.

That will be the last time I visit London.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpely
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Looks like rain?

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.

They feel a slight precipitation.

β€œI think it’s raining," says the man.

β€œNo, it’s snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man.

β€œOfficer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

β€œDefinitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. β€œSee? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuiltyTroll
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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So I heard it was going to rain....

But I don’t know weather or not to believe it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringelord123456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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"Gah, when does this rain end!" said my son.

"When it hits the floor," I informed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Looking out his window, a viking named Rudolph the Red declared, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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If it doesn't rain on Wednesday, my girlfriend promised to get mildly frisky with me

Hopefully it'll be a dry hump day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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A lot of the girls i hook up with like kissing in the rain

But those are just my shower thots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Det_Wun_Gai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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If light rain stops will it get dark out?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What do you call a bear trapped in the rain?

A drizzly bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrncfnd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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What do you call the Lone Ranger after a heavy rain?

Kemosoggy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/village_lunatic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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I read the weather forecast today and it said it was going to rain

Boy did i have a big storm coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evalig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What did snoop dogg say when he found out that the rain was fake?

Faux drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anacanrock11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Why can't owls get dates in the rain?

It's too wet to woo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D12TTA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if that’s the case then why doesn’t someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBoulder64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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When will it rain?

In dew time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomdelfino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Petrichord: The sound of rain.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoopertheFluffy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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The Sexiest Rain Dance Ever imgur.com/uKcqASZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt315
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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Why don’t ghosts like rain?

It dampens their spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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If Amaya from PJ Masks got caught in the rain...

She would turn into a moist Owlette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc0mm5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I finally fixed that leak behind the garage. No more rain on the lawnmower!

This is truly a watershed moment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Driving down the highway in the rain..

and my sister complains that the windshield wipers aren't going fast enough for the weather. My dad replies: "They're already going 55mph, how much faster do you want them to go?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazikyle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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My dad used to have me convinced he could stop the rain by snapping his fingers it was not until I was a little older that I realized

He would snap his fingers when we went under over passes.... Thought this belonged here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kogo_Shuko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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Why can't owls mate in the rain?

Because it's too-wet-to-woo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babbaboey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?

A drizzly bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparks_ix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckley118
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