And he thinks to himself: "Why is it raining cats?"
It dampens their spirits.
A WAP
Monday.
Cause then it would be rainday not Sunday.
It's still up in the air
Paddy O'Furniture!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. You’ll see why)
It was raining Datsun Cogs.
It'll become the Isn'tland of Maui.
...always from above
I guess he was hitting the wrong sloths
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
It was a Toto failure. 🤦🏻♂️
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
I must have left my phone in Airplane mode.
Thunder-wear
Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.
Baaah-rain
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends
Everyone steps in poodles.
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
They should be called... gargles.
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.
Raindeer
Very put out, indeed!
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
That way it won't come down.
Because it’s too wet to woo.
Well, carry an Ummm..brella .
It just mist.
are there gummy worms all over the sidewalk?
They become rain-beaus.
Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
His appetite was whet.
And he thinks to himself: "Why is it raining cats?"
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
It was a Toto failure.
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
