What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?

Looks like reindeer!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaesquared
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Imagine that you are Benjamin Franklin and you are flying a kite in a thunderstorm

What happens next will shock you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I was walking home from a thunderstorm one night.

I was wondering where lightning came from, and then it struck me.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Finally, the thunderstorm cleared.

It’s rain of terror was over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditingDino
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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One of the joys of parenthood is to snuggle into your child’s bed during a thunderstorm to make sure they’re not scared.

But my daughter and her husband insist they can manage on their own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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My family and I were camping in a thunderstorm last night...

... It was intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EveryoneSadean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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I was in class and another student told our teacher about how a lightning strike killed over a dozen cows grouped together during a thunderstorm.

My response "I bet his calves were sore after that one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kvekva
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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Driving through a thunderstorm and...

girlfriend sees turtle stopped in the road and cautions me not to hit him. I response with "he probably got shell shocked."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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We had an IDEA...

Back a few decades, I was working in a program with a local college in the Middle East.

The name of the program for ExPats has the clever acronym of "IDEA" (hey, I said it was clever); which stands for "Inter-Departmental Educational Adjunct". It's interdepartmental because my particular specialty not only covers field geology but also paleontology and a bit of archeology thrown in for good measure. Everyone hopes to have a good IDEA...

ahem...

Well, we saddle up and head for the Dune Sea out in the west of the country, where the Precambrian, Cambrian, Silurian, Cretaceous, Pliocene, Pleistocene, and Holocene crop out and access is relatively easy and non-injurious.

Well, we caravan out, some 30 Land Cruisers, Nissan patrol, and the odd Mitsubishi Galloper strong. We all get our maps, compasses and split up into 5 or 6 special interest groups ("SIG's"); where each IDEA has his own GPS and LIDAR laser ranging apparatus. Reason being, that there are very few benchmarks out in the des

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I thought of this in the Shower

The thunderstorm seemed to be abating, but then all hail broke loose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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I got my campers good this morning...

I run a summer day camp for about 130 campers each day. This morning I woke up to a thunderstorm, and as a camp director, that meant all schedules and activities are out the window and something different had to be done.

I greeted all the campers at the morning assembly and said, "Looks like the rain has put a "damp"---er on things!"

It was met with resounding groans from the staff and older kids and a great giggle from the younger campers.

I was soooo proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appgrad22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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