All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arabindamuley33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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all hail the bikings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nxghtmarefuel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?

Precipitation awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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All Hail...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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All hail shrek
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memeoverlord73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.

Kenya believe their dominance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kamo3332
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Went to a priest to tell him about my weekend he told me to do 20 hail marys...

20 hail marys? Who does he think I am Aaron Rodgers?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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HAIL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackRelish12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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All hail King Fatone!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/setuloomba
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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ALL HAIL THE TRAM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pezza_Painter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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We decided to keep it a secret that we were naming our daughter Grace, so no one but my wife me heard me say, "Hail Cheri, full of Grace"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchy987
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Hail Marys are a long shot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blakingdom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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Let's all hail the king of dad humor! imgur.com/OoWpIsc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew212
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dataxpress
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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Hail storm? Perfect time for a joke.

My parents were visiting me in Colorado and it began to hail on our way to happy hour and my dad's response was, "AH HAIL NO!"

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Talking to my dad about hail...

Me: "Hail is scary, it falls so fast it can seriously harm you or kill you."

Dad: "Yeah, but there's a way to protect yourself from it. You just look up at the sky and yell 'OH HAIL NO'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enbentz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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Hail joke

Referring to the news channel's explanation of the tornado warning in Sacramento, CA, my dad yelled sarcastically from downstairs:

"Half dollar sized hail!...how much does a piece of hail cost?!"

I could practically hear the look on his face when I didn't respond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michigander47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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Hail in Michigan

I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".

Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.

Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.

We look around at each other.

"Hey guys..." I say.

Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.

"Hail to the Victors!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbarts21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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All hail the king.

His Royal Highness, the Prince of Puns, the Duke of Dadjokes, King Phil of Dumphy. http://imgur.com/lrjFHzz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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All hail the king of dadjokes

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661a77b3da/norm-macdonald-trolls-the-bob-saget-roast

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