all hail the bikings
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What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?

Precipitation awards.

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All Hail...
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📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Once again the marathon winner hails from east Africa.

Kenya believe their dominance

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👤︎ u/Kamo3332
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Went to a priest to tell him about my weekend he told me to do 20 hail marys...

20 hail marys? Who does he think I am Aaron Rodgers?

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All hail shrek
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📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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HAIL
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📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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All hail King Fatone!
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👤︎ u/setuloomba
📅︎ May 22 2019
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ALL HAIL THE TRAM
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📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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We decided to keep it a secret that we were naming our daughter Grace, so no one but my wife me heard me say, "Hail Cheri, full of Grace"
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👤︎ u/twitchy987
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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Hail Marys are a long shot.
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👤︎ u/Blakingdom
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Let's all hail the king of dad humor! imgur.com/OoWpIsc
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👤︎ u/Matthew212
📅︎ Sep 22 2013
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A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
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👤︎ u/dataxpress
📅︎ Jul 21 2015
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Hail storm? Perfect time for a joke.

My parents were visiting me in Colorado and it began to hail on our way to happy hour and my dad's response was, "AH HAIL NO!"

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📅︎ Sep 20 2013
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Talking to my dad about hail...

Me: "Hail is scary, it falls so fast it can seriously harm you or kill you."

Dad: "Yeah, but there's a way to protect yourself from it. You just look up at the sky and yell 'OH HAIL NO'"

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👤︎ u/enbentz
📅︎ Mar 15 2014
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Hail joke

Referring to the news channel's explanation of the tornado warning in Sacramento, CA, my dad yelled sarcastically from downstairs:

"Half dollar sized hail!...how much does a piece of hail cost?!"

I could practically hear the look on his face when I didn't respond.

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📅︎ Mar 27 2014
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Hail in Michigan

I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".

Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.

Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.

We look around at each other.

"Hey guys..." I say.

Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.

"Hail to the Victors!"

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👤︎ u/dbarts21
📅︎ Oct 30 2013
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All hail the king.

His Royal Highness, the Prince of Puns, the Duke of Dadjokes, King Phil of Dumphy. http://imgur.com/lrjFHzz

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👤︎ u/bishslap
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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All hail the king of dadjokes

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/661a77b3da/norm-macdonald-trolls-the-bob-saget-roast

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