Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
How do people on drugs greet each other?
How do musicians greet each other?
How do German breads greet eachother?
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
They say "Gluten Morgen!"
How do you greet a French ghost?
Boo-jour!
(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)
How do Australian Bidets greet each other?
How does a nurse greet a mother about to give birth?
Labor & delivery at your cervix!
How does Yo-Yo Ma greet his neighbors in the morning?
Chello!
Alternatively:
What is Yo-Yo Ma's favorite dairy dessert?
Chello pudding!
Do you know when Chinese greet each other, they always ask about their knee?
How do you greet a dinosaur?
My 9yr old came up with: How do you greet someone who is laughing quietly?
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?
I don't greet people at night
I make hey while sunshines
How does an Optometrist in Australia greet his patients?
How do you greet a rapper who barks?
How do you greet a stinky Australian?
B'day, mate!
This joke failed in r/jokes I want to see if you all have a better sense of humor.
What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?
How cowboy birds greet each other?
How do Celiac Germans greet eachother?
Kid: spells 'greet' with an 'a'. "Did I do good on this?"
Dad: "No, you did great!"
How do Korean onions greet each other?
How do bees greet each other?
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
How do robins greet other birds in adjacent trees?
How do German Shepherds greet each other?
I usually greet people with a handsnake
How do toys in gangs greet each other?
How do you greet a pig with Parkinson’s?
How does Spanish Dr Who greet people?
My friend uses his new iPhone to call people and greet them...
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
How do German breads greet each other?
They say - Gluten Morgen!
How does the German baker greet his customers ?
How does the German baker greet people?
How do you greet a German baker?
I don't greet people at night.
I make hey while the sun shines.
How does the German baker greet his customers?
How do two German Bakers greet each other?
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