What do you say when cheering on someone from the Balkan?
I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.
My someday sister-in-law is getting hand surgery tomorrow, and is looking for some cheering up. Looking to add to my pun repertoire!
Fiancée was distraught about killing a duck... tried cheering her up with a dad joke.
So my fiancée came home from work earlier this week, clearly upset. I asked what was wrong and she went on to tell me about how she accidentally ran over a duck.
In an attempt to comfort her, my compassionate and empathetic self responds with, "well I guess it's safe to say the duck suffered from a quacked skull huh?"
She was not amused.
Wine makers could probably use some cheering up
You know, from all depressing.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
Who looks at the ceiling and cheers?
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
A mother gave birth to a boy with a defect, he only had a head.
There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him.
On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink.
Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting “Drink, Drink!”
His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again “Drink, Drink”
He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said “He should have quit while he was a head”
It’s my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.
“You will have your cake and eat it too.”
PS: this is the best gift I can get today.
My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one
She was mad, “What am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??”
“From a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”
“COVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I’ll let you know”
My brother was afraid of venturing into agriculture...
I told him to grow a pear.
Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!
Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.
Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.
It's a place where everyone knows your name.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
My wife’s dog died. Soto cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. ...
She was furious. “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?” she said.
I don’t drink anymore
I also don’t drink any less
The World's Greatest Pun
A man wanted to do something nice for ten of his friends. So he wrote a pun for each one hoping it would cheer them up. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"
"You have perfect eyesight"
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient....
he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
Did you see that Cheers reunion special on TV??
It was Danson with the stars!
Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!
Mom : Who, Ray?
Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.
Australians usually boo-meringue.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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