After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClerSeaworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...

But when I do, I refrain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreYouChi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time

It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I need to talk with someone about what I should do with my urge to buy woodshop grippers...

I need vise vice advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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At any given moment, the urge to sing, β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight”...

...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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The urge to sing 'the lion sleeps tonight'

Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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If you ever have the urge to pee on a church roof

Urine spire-d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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If you are watching The Lion King tonight, just remember that the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just...

A whim away, a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway10131007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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From time to time, I have the urge to make a joke about the table of known elements...

It's just something I must do periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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At any given point, the urge to sing β€˜In the Jungle’ is just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeaners7n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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When I walked into church, I suddenly got the urge to crap.

I had to take a pew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Sudden Urge to get Naked

(x-post from /r/TalesFromRetail)
[was told I should post it here as well]

This happened shortly after I started back to work in retail.

My grocery shift had just started and I was about to begin facing one end of an aisle when I spotted a man in his mid to late 30s at the other end of the aisle. We made eye contact and he made a beeline straight for me.

Me: "Hi. How are you today?"
Him: "Do you know what to do if you get a sudden urge to strip off all your clothes and run around naked in public?"

Now, at this moment, I'm not sure what's happening. I can't pick up any clues from his body language that would indicate where this conversation is going to go. I'm a wee bit concerned that this man is about to start taking off his clothes in front of me. Not exactly what I had planned for the day. He's staring at me intently, waiting for a reply. I don't want to spook him, so I do the only thing I can think of and that's just to stand there and stare at him silently.

After a few

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicorn_brew
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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Ran to the bathroom today with an overwhelming urge to poop myself...

Turns out it was just a farts alarm

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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At the zoo viewing the lion exhibit, the urge to suddenly sing β€œthe lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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The sudden urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatsorcerer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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The urge to sing the lion sleeps to night is just

A whim away a whim away a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brock_a_boo22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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At any point in time the urge to sing *’A Lion Sleeps Tonight’* is just a....

Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItshaPrawn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight"...

Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markvaldek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I have an urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight that's always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrasseFisk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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At any given moment, the urge to sing, β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away...

A whim away. A whim away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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The urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is only ever a whim away, a whim away!
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