Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?

She wanted the task manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberSARL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying

He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ViewyEvening87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why did the popcorn want to press charges?

Because it was a-salt-ed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wheelnebula
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?

Son: "What's it called?"

Dad: "Month."

Son: "Huh?"

Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sando75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?

Chest nuts roasting in open fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petertree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.

I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Press F
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bad_Cornflakes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I got sad while reading a story about a deer who died from a hydraulic press...

It was very deer-pressing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmolloSmoller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.

It makes cents if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriggerPhishy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why was the Press Secretary hard to understand?

She wasn't McEnany sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I asked my husband to please press pause

and he did so on our dog’s paws

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It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.

I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?

- F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Online24hours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Press any key it said
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Flarg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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First recorded coronavirus patient name was leaked to press.

Ha Cheu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adopogi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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French Press [oc]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pocket_kira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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French Press
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ficklefab
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I was doing the bench press at the gym the other day...

I just had to get some things off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cellomold
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deeman_27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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My best friend wanted to vent to me about his inability to perform a proper bench press in the gym... I told him to get it off his chest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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If you use a fingerprint scanning system for your house's entrance, then you literally "press Home to unlock". reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Faebulous_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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The press found out their is a secret vegetable garden in the White House.

The White House leaks made headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I just saw a man bench press 2000 lbs.

He really raised the bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Name idea for buttons you can press on your computer to get around programs faster. imgur.com/ZR5eGBg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterCHayward
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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I wanted to bench press more.

I asked my coach if he could weigh in on the issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?

It takes a screenshot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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I set a personal record for bench press today.

It was really uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devsmi35
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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If someone ever throws something at the President of the United States during an important press conference with other world leaders, what should you scream?

DONALD DUCK!!!

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Did you ever hear the joke about the broken coin press?

It didn't make any cents.

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What happens when you press the accelerator and stop pedal at the same time in a car?

It takes a screen shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditbrowser_01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What button does the Naval admiral press to launch the submarine torpedo?

The belly button

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Doctor doctor, when I press on my arm it hurts, when I press on my leg it hurts even when I press on my chest it hurts.

Ah, the doctor said, I see you’ve got a broken finger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mindlesssavage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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Cleaning out the french press is...

grounds for dismissal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N-Slash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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20 pound bench press 2 plates a side
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πŸ‘€︎ u/calmdownlad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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What phone line does the White House send its official press releases from now?

The alternative fax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?

She wanted to talk to the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelletjeN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why did Karen press Shift-Control-Escape on her PC?

She wanted to see the Task Manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del

She wanted to see the task manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killiomankili
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?

She wanted to see the task manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJVpower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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