Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?
She wanted the task manager
A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
Why did the popcorn want to press charges?
Because it was a-salt-ed!
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.
I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.
I got sad while reading a story about a deer who died from a hydraulic press...
It was very deer-pressing...
I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.
It makes cents if you think about it.
Why was the Press Secretary hard to understand?
She wasn't McEnany sense.
I asked my husband to please press pause
and he did so on our dog’s paws
It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.
I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.
Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?
First recorded coronavirus patient name was leaked to press.
I was doing the bench press at the gym the other day...
I just had to get some things off my chest.
I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
My best friend wanted to vent to me about his inability to perform a proper bench press in the gym... I told him to get it off his chest.
If you use a fingerprint scanning system for your house's entrance, then you literally "press Home to unlock".
reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
The press found out their is a secret vegetable garden in the White House.
The White House leaks made headlines.
I just saw a man bench press 2000 lbs.
Name idea for buttons you can press on your computer to get around programs faster.
imgur.com/ZR5eGBg
I wanted to bench press more.
I asked my coach if he could weigh in on the issue.
If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time?
I set a personal record for bench press today.
If someone ever throws something at the President of the United States during an important press conference with other world leaders, what should you scream?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken coin press?
It didn't make any cents.
What happens when you press the accelerator and stop pedal at the same time in a car?
What button does the Naval admiral press to launch the submarine torpedo?
Doctor doctor, when I press on my arm it hurts, when I press on my leg it hurts even when I press on my chest it hurts.
Ah, the doctor said, I see you’ve got a broken finger
Did you hear about the man who fell into the printing press?
Cleaning out the french press is...
20 pound bench press 2 plates a side
What do you get when you o-PRESS Hebrews?
What phone line does the White House send its official press releases from now?
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
Why did Karen press Shift-Control-Escape on her PC?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del
She wanted to see the task manager
Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?
She wanted to see the task manager
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