Iron man is getting married
His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.
What is Iron Man's dog called?
I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.
It was a Stark realization.
I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?
The curling iron...
was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.
FIVE had Iron deficiency.
Why did the iron go to a therapist?
Cuz he had metal health problems
iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
I once fell into a vat of molten iron
I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.
Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried
I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...
He replied, “that’s why I have you listen to metal.”
If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...
What is Iron Man without his suit?
I had a job at the iron and steel mill...
but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.
A sculptor made a queue of iron cats.
Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency. Me: How do you know?? I just walked in!
Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkled.
Have you heard about Iron Man's new woman sidekick?
I went to see the famous "Iron Swordsmen of Venice" perform their street theatre.
But when I got there, the streets were empty with only a small sign saying that there would be no show today because it was the Ferrous Duelers' Day Off.
If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?
So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?
To decrease the materials being used.
Iron Bowl humor
Q: Did you hear that U of Alabama's library burned?
A: It's true! They lost all 3 of their coloring books!
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on campus at U of A?
A: A visitor!
Q: What do a maggot and a U of A fan have in common?
A: They can both live off a dead bear for twenty years.
Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 80,001. 1 to change the bulb, 80,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.
Q: How do you make Alabama cookies?
A: Put em in a bowl and whip em for 60 minutes.
Q: Did you hear Saban was going to dress up 20 players for the Iron Bowl?
A: The rest will have to dress themselves.
Q: Alabama is changing their mascot to the Opossums.
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do Alabama players get on their SATs?
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.
What type of fabric softener does iron man use ?
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch
Should have used the naan-stick pan instead
Iron Deficiency gang rise up!
What do you call a carousel made out of iron?
Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!
Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.
Iron man is technically a Fe-male
What do you call an amusement ride made of iron?
Why does untreated iron deficiency often cause someone to go insane?
It is a serious metal illness.
My Dr. has perscribed an iron supplement,
I find it a hard pill to swallow.
My girl and I used to iron her skirts and my dress pants together...
Which one is the most expensive iron?
I was listening to Iron Maiden at 11:58pm yesterday...
It was 2 minutes to midnight.
Iron Man was suspicious that Aquaman invited him to a pool party.
Thanos, Hulk and Iron Man craeated a geoup chat.
My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, the drivers and the irons are all gone, but they are not out of the woods yet.
A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.
When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"
The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:
"Irony," he replied.
What did Iron Man change his name to when he became trans?
Why was Iron Man unable to get out of his suit?
I once saw Iron Man ironing his clothes.
The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...
They formed an alloy-ence
What does an Iron Golem say when it laughs?
Why are Ferris Wheels made of iron?
Because otherwise they'd be non-Ferris!
When males wear stuff made of iron they can change their gender
What do you call Iron Man when he can’t get out of his suit?
What is the lady version of Iron Man called?
I hate myself for drawing this. I present to you, iron man.
Iron Man is FeMale
Refer to the periodic table of elements with questions.
Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency.
Man: How do you know? I just walked in!
Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkly.
I'm not so sure about the name Iron Man
I would like him better as Fe Male
*two friends were looking at a nickel iron alloy rod*
Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha
Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement
The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...
... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day
What is a row of iron cats?
A man asked iron man how he maintains his body
A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?
What does every Iron Maiden fan have in common?
They all have a Fear of The Dark.
What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?
You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover
Don't want to press your luck
If, instead of Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick starred in 'Iron Man'...
... we'd be calling him 'Ferrous Bueller.'
My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
My parents were in the Iron & Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals
If Bucky and Iron Man started a coffee business...
It will be called Starkbucks
Why did Iron Man fail the martial arts contest?
His moves were a little rusty
Did you hear iron man got an award?
Why should you never iron a shamrock?
Because you shouldnt press your luck!
Thanks to grandpa for this one. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Why shouldn’t you ever iron a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.
This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?
Is ironman a female?
(I suspect that this is old, but I came up with it on my own, so sorry if this is not the first time you're seeing it)
What do you call a picture of a picture of Iron Maiden?
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck
A man is interviewing for a job in the mines. The interviewer asks, “would you prefer mining for iron or copper?”
The man replies, “Either ore works!”
People say I have Iron Man's facial hair.
I, however, think there's a Stark difference.
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why should you never iron a shirt with shamrocks on it?
You don't want to press your luck.
What Eyes and iron have incommon?
What did Captain America say to Iron Man after taking his morning jog?
I would make a joke about Iron Man...
...but that's not my strong suit.
What do you call someone who is half iron and half male?
Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.
If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
What do you call Iron Man when he can’t get out of his suit?