What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?

They would be alloys.

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Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?

Because you shouldn't press your luck!

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If Iron is Fe in the periodic table

So does that mean Iron man is actually a Female?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Melodic_Cheetah_5770
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You could say that a woman wearing iron armor is a female wearing a... fe mail
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aistan83
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What do you call an envelope that is made of Iron?

Femail

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Chemically, Iron Man is [Fe]Male !!
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My dad said, β€œI think you have an iron deficiency.”

I said, β€œHow do you know? You are not a doctor.”

He said, β€œYour shirt is wrinkled.”

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Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?

They're going to be alloys.

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What do you use to move an iron boat?

You use an iron oar (ore)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir-Toppemhat
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What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eloste
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I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

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Pig iron
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What do you call an iron deficient female?

A male

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What happens if Iron man gets angry?

He becomes Ferrocious!

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If I put a bunch of iron in a line

It would be a FE-line.

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Very iron
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What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?

A Ferrous Wheel! :D

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I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man

Guess they'll need to cast someone.

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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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You really shouldn’t bully people that have iron deficiency.

After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.

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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?

Nothing, they're both felines

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, /r/Jokes/comments/jzi22z/…
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What do you call iron in the wind?

Febreeze.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman

Iron Man is a superhero whereas Iron Woman is an order.

P.S : Sorry if I offended you

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Where do iron workers live?

Anvillie!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maximus_Prime250
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Iron man is getting married

His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.

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My wife hates it when I iron her underpants

She always gets her knickers in a twist

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Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!

Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!

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iron told carbon a joke so funny...

that he decided to steel it

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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.

It was a Stark realization.

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I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?

Why not FE-male??

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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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FIVE had Iron deficiency.

So it became four.

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I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...

He replied, β€œthat’s why I have you listen to metal.”

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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?

Because you shouldn’t press your luck.

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why is it a bad idea to iron your rabbits foot?

You shouldn't press your luck

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Never iron your four leaf clover.

You don't want to press your luck.

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Iron man is female

Iron = Fe

Man = male

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Your mother is iron man. How do I know?

She's a Fe male

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What happens if Iron man gets angry?

He becomes ferrocious!

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Iron man should be played by a woman..

Because she is a Fe Male

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What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?

A Ferrous Wheel.

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Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?

Yes. It's a ferrous wheel

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