Pig iron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LokiTheZorua
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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What happens if Iron man gets angry?

He becomes Ferrocious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitianoxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Iron man is female

Iron = Fe

Man = male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigecyclindamycin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What do you call an iron deficient female?

A male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahad0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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If I put a bunch of iron in a line

It would be a FE-line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man

Guess they'll need to cast someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhishekms89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron...

Which is ironic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jotalaja
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Your mother is iron man. How do I know?

She's a Fe male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosetwin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?

A Ferrous Wheel! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fafnir_19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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You really shouldn’t bully people that have iron deficiency.

After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammerJake2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?

Nothing, they're both felines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buvet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattatamj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, /r/Jokes/comments/jzi22z/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEdgeOfDawn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Very iron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call iron in the wind?

Febreeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/menscheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Where do iron workers live?

Anvillie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximus_Prime250
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman

Iron Man is a superhero whereas Iron Woman is an order.

P.S : Sorry if I offended you

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Iron man should be played by a woman..

Because she is a Fe Male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashh640
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?

Yes. It's a ferrous wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawrce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My wife hates it when I iron her underpants

She always gets her knickers in a twist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spudgun81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!

Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarabharaKabab_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Iron man is getting married

His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.

It was a Stark realization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?

Why not FE-male??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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iron told carbon a joke so funny...

that he decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tac_force_knife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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FIVE had Iron deficiency.

So it became four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vEnoM_420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspat7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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The curling iron...

was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stressmove
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I once fell into a vat of molten iron

I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTeas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did the iron go to a therapist?

Cuz he had metal health problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guval25
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...

He replied, β€œthat’s why I have you listen to metal.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18b36
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet

We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?

Alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?

Tony Starch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notatrowawy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I had a job at the iron and steel mill...

but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Have you heard about Iron Man's new woman sidekick?

Her name is Fe-male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?

To decrease the materials being used.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1zchL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A sculptor made a queue of iron cats.

It's a Fe line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What happens if Iron man gets angry?

He becomes ferrocious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitianoxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?

A Ferrous Wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arihant1479
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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