Iron man is getting married

His welding is tomorrow and it’s with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
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What is Iron Man's dog called?

Tony Bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abcd4321__
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I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.

It was a Stark realization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
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I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?

Why not FE-male??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
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The curling iron...

was surely the hot item to have in the 80's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stressmove
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FIVE had Iron deficiency.

So it became four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vEnoM_420
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Why did the iron go to a therapist?

Cuz he had metal health problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guval25
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iron told carbon a joke so funny...

that he decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tac_force_knife
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I once fell into a vat of molten iron

I guess you could say I was into metal before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTeas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspat7
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My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet

We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...

He replied, β€œthat’s why I have you listen to metal.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18b36
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?

Alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
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I had a job at the iron and steel mill...

but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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A sculptor made a queue of iron cats.

It's a Fe line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency. Me: How do you know?? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Have you heard about Iron Man's new woman sidekick?

Her name is Fe-male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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I went to see the famous "Iron Swordsmen of Venice" perform their street theatre.

But when I got there, the streets were empty with only a small sign saying that there would be no show today because it was the Ferrous Duelers' Day Off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyclopsRock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?

Tony Starch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notatrowawy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Iron man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tysoggy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?

To decrease the materials being used.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1zchL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Iron Bowl humor

Q: Did you hear that U of Alabama's library burned? A: It's true! They lost all 3 of their coloring books!

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on campus at U of A? A: A visitor!

Q: What do a maggot and a U of A fan have in common? A: They can both live off a dead bear for twenty years.

Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 80,001. 1 to change the bulb, 80,000 to talk about how great the old lightbulb was.

Q: How do you make Alabama cookies? A: Put em in a bowl and whip em for 60 minutes.

Q: Did you hear Saban was going to dress up 20 players for the Iron Bowl? A: The rest will have to dress themselves.

Q: Alabama is changing their mascot to the Opossums. A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do Alabama players get on their SATs? A: Drool.

War Eagle!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joblessidiot420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What type of fabric softener does iron man use ?

Downey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadacolt45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch

Should have used the naan-stick pan instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Iron Deficiency gang rise up!

But not too fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you call a carousel made out of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Iron man is technically a Fe-male
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandelionGaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call an amusement ride made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why does untreated iron deficiency often cause someone to go insane?

It is a serious metal illness.

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My Dr. has perscribed an iron supplement,

I find it a hard pill to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jablothegreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My girl and I used to iron her skirts and my dress pants together...

She pleated with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Which one is the most expensive iron?

Apple iRon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lajos1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I was listening to Iron Maiden at 11:58pm yesterday...

It was 2 minutes to midnight.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Iron Man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonyTark3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Iron Man was suspicious that Aquaman invited him to a pool party.

He has rust issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Thanos, Hulk and Iron Man craeated a geoup chat.

It's called snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UkuSw0w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, the drivers and the irons are all gone, but they are not out of the woods yet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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A murderer who had poisoned his victims with iron supplements eventually and inadvertantly poisoned himself.

When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"

The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:

"Irony," he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BholeFire
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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What did Iron Man change his name to when he became trans?

FeMale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRSMORTGUY
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Why was Iron Man unable to get out of his suit?

Tony Stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronayx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I once saw Iron Man ironing his clothes.

It was ironic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jevgarrido
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...

They formed an alloy-ence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewtl271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What does an Iron Golem say when it laughs?

Fe fe fe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donottrustthe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why are Ferris Wheels made of iron?

Because otherwise they'd be non-Ferris!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToaBanshee
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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When males wear stuff made of iron they can change their gender

They become females.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RohanTheGreat123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call Iron Man when he can’t get out of his suit?

Tony Stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kobob34
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What is the lady version of Iron Man called?

Fe Male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nakinen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I hate myself for drawing this. I present to you, iron man.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMcFukmutty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Iron Man is FeMale

Refer to the periodic table of elements with questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan56k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency.

Man: How do you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I'm not so sure about the name Iron Man

I would like him better as Fe Male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rampile
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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*two friends were looking at a nickel iron alloy rod*

Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha

Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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The chemical symbol for Iron is Fe...

... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBassMeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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What is a row of iron cats?

A [Fe] line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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A man asked iron man how he maintains his body

He replied i-run-man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proudsquid125
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?

The getaway driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mind-the-fap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What does every Iron Maiden fan have in common?

They all have a Fear of The Dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldSrc_or_Source
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What happens when Iron Man takes off his suit?

He's Stark naked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacotanner
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover

Don't want to press your luck

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If, instead of Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick starred in 'Iron Man'...

... we'd be calling him 'Ferrous Bueller.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vonberns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My parents were in the Iron & Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmaxis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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If Bucky and Iron Man started a coffee business...

It will be called Starkbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagarkaniche
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Why did Iron Man fail the martial arts contest?

His moves were a little rusty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronicCyberdyne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Did you hear iron man got an award?

Its a tony award

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why should you never iron a shamrock?

Because you shouldnt press your luck!

Thanks to grandpa for this one. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apnea_addict
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why shouldn’t you ever iron a four leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowtasker222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.

This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotNowJian-Yang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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Iron man

Is ironman a female?

(I suspect that this is old, but I came up with it on my own, so sorry if this is not the first time you're seeing it)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What do you call a picture of a picture of Iron Maiden?

Heavy Meta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeopolis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Oh the iron-y...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

You don't want to press your luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohara98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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This clever iron worker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrianReadsNews
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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A man is interviewing for a job in the mines. The interviewer asks, β€œwould you prefer mining for iron or copper?”

The man replies, β€œEither ore works!”

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People say I have Iron Man's facial hair.

I, however, think there's a Stark difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LloydTheZorua
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! Why should you never iron a shirt with shamrocks on it?

You don't want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What Eyes and iron have incommon?

Eye-iron-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buumd00m
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What did Captain America say to Iron Man after taking his morning jog?

I run, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/166a
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I would make a joke about Iron Man...

...but that's not my strong suit.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What do you call someone who is half iron and half male?

Fe-male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Oh, the iron E
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sp46
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.

They will be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Iron man,

More like Fe-male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What do you call Iron Man when he can’t get out of his suit?

Tony Stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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