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Limestone Puns

A list of puns related to "Limestone"

Why did the limestone leave her husband?

He took her for granite.

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👤︎ u/wimple007
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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When it finally dawned on Watson that it was the limestone he exclaimed “But Holmes, how did you know?!” /r/3amjokes/comments/fmr0…
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👤︎ u/DenVosReinaert
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Limestone is a great rock.

Don’t take it for granite.

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👤︎ u/owolff
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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Even though my collection of shale, sandstone, limestone and coal isn't worth a whole lot...

it has a lot of sedimental value to me.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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My girlfriend is a geologist. For our anniversary I got got her a limestone jewelry box.

It has sedimental value.

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👤︎ u/ThePeacefulBard
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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I was working at a limestone mine...

And my boss said: "Don't take it for granite"

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👤︎ u/kirillsimin
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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What kind of rocks are sour?

Limestone! This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.

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👤︎ u/tnkirk
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you get when you paint stone light green?

Limestone

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👤︎ u/ThatGuyHanzo
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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