What do corals even get stressed about?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee...

It was atoll...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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The best advice for a coral quarrel

Keep your friends close and your anenomes closer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Son: Dad, I read about how Corals are stressed. What are they stressed about?

Dad: Current events, probably.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Hey kids, I am going to name every coral reef in the ocean 'Keanu!"

That way they will be preserved, because everyone loves Keanu reeves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.

I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abridgetooclose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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A fish gets stuck under coral

So he yells for kelp

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Baltimore, Coral! imgur.com/gallery/RIhcAuu
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2015
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I know I should care more about the world's coral reefs dying off

but I really just don't mind atoll.

edit: word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishofDream
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What do coral keep up to date the most with?

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaggertheChosen1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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Got trains, Coral?

http://imgur.com/fRNmkQk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueeyephoto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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I thought I saw a chain of small coral islands.

But it wasn't one. Not atoll.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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I’m sorry Carl, diarrhea is hereditary

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. πŸ€ͺ🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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It takes some dead-ication
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyCrump92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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IT'S SYNCING!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flimsy_Classic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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How does the sea decorate for Christmas

With coral reefs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Whale watching...

So mom and dad have my wife and my kid along with my sister's kid out whale watching and sent us a photo of orcas they saw. This followed...

Me: killer view!
Siss: killer view!
Me: are you thinking the same as me OR CAn you not think of anything unique and are copying me on porpoise
Me: I mean I’m having a whale of a time
Me: Did you FINish?
Me: Does your boat have a motor anD/OR SAIL?
Mom (probably dad's joke tho): You are on a roll
Me: Not sure I have many lines left actually
Me: Actually I’m beginning to waver on that statement
Me: Though it seems siss has bowed out of the conversation.
Me: Maybe she’ll come up with something after I’m done
Me: have you guys SEAn (sic) anything other than orcas?
Mom: Humpback
Me: good day for that!
Wife: Very cool!
Me: Definitely looks chilly
Wife: 20 texts... Wow
Me: Definitely an imPORTant thread to watch
Me: like how i cap-size my text to make the joke obvious?
Me: siss’ silence is fishy tho
Mom: You definitely LANDed them
Me: They just come to me and I let em sail
Me: To admit some are a bit ridockulous
Me: Which can make them tough to catch
Me: but I’ll keep tossing them out there anyway for the few that land
Me: I think we lost the point of the conversation though
Me: Let's coral it back
Me: I'm being far too shellfish by uslurping it like this
Me: But Siss did have the gull to keep repeating me
Me: Buoy that one was bad

edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeanzelini
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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What do coral get stressed about?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Are coral stressed because of

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindingslimes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What does coral get stressed about?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8speech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkinda_adog
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Coral dies off if it is stressed. So what does coral have to be stressed about?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoUrImmature
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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My Dad thinks this is hilarious on so many levels...

Two prawns, Justin and Christian, were constantly harassed by sharks.

Finally Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't worry about being eaten by one."

A large, mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his former friend.

Time passed, Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old pals simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and Justin begged to be changed back to a prawn. And he was!

What a miraculous thing!

With tears of joy in his tiny little prawn-eyes, Justin swam back to his friends. But looking around the reef couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught at his best friend changing sides to the enemy and becoming a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right, Justin set off to Christian's abode. Opening its coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, "Christian! It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out, and see me again!

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back, "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed...

"I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again Christian!"

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