I work in the kelp industry

Needless to say, I seaweed everyday

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Kelp! I need some buddy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NePasToucher
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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A great suggestion keeps the kelp rolling!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I know this is old, but this is no ordinary link post... kelp me continue the sea of puns in the comments section below! collegehumor.com/upick/66…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony_1337
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2012
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I am addicted to seaweed....

I must seek kelp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Yesterday, I couldn't stop making jokes about seaweed

. . . I couldn't Kelp myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilweasel72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I have an obsession with staring at seaweed...

...I need to seek kelp for this addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do fish do when they get sick?

Sea Kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyRobbs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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If you smoke seaweed

You need professional kelp

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Sea what I did there?

Im Shore you did, but can’t kelp it but laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pecanchu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do otters do when they want advice?

They go to sea kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnarchistFinch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?

KELP!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/count-buttula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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A fish gets stuck under coral

So he yells for kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlonRraz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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What do you call a book on DIY underwater gardening?

A self kelp book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangerineX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea?

Kelp! Kelp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YummyKorea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What did the son tell his dad after a piece of sea weed wrapped around his leg while he was swimming

Sea kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarkArt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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On a fishing trip

Dad and I went fishing for the first time in a while at a nearby pond. Suddenly he starts screaming about something and I ask him what was wrong, and he replies: kelp, kelp, call the carps!

Grooooan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezdoesit1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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Dadjoked my kid, it's the first pun he understood.

He wanted kelp flakes on his pasta (don't ask). I said "I don't have the shaker, ask mom to kelp you."

He immediately got a big grin on his face, just as mom rolled her eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SednaBoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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What does a fish do when it gets sick?

Sea kelp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What should you do if you're addicted to seaweed ?

Sea Kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What should you do if you're addicted sea weed?

Sea kelp....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What should you do if you’re addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?

If you are, sea kelp.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I am addicted to seaweed.

I must seek kelp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I’m addicted to seaweed…

I must seek kelp…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I'm addicted to seaweed

I must seek kelp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Me_is_Mick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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