28 Hilarious Kelp Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I work in the kelp industry

Needless to say, I seaweed everyday

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👤︎ u/TheTalkingSandvich

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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Kelp! I need some buddy.

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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👤︎ u/NePasToucher

📅︎ May 20 2020

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A great suggestion keeps the kelp rolling!

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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I know this is old, but this is no ordinary link post... kelp me continue the sea of puns in the comments section below! collegehumor.com/upick/66…

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👤︎ u/tony_1337

📅︎ Aug 08 2012

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I am addicted to seaweed....

I must seek kelp.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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Yesterday, I couldn't stop making jokes about seaweed

. . . I couldn't Kelp myself

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👤︎ u/evilweasel72

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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I have an obsession with staring at seaweed...

...I need to seek kelp for this addiction.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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What do fish do when they get sick?

Sea Kelp

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👤︎ u/RyRobbs

📅︎ Oct 05 2020

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What do seals do when they need medical attention?

Sea kelp

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👤︎ u/TheNeutralParty

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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If you smoke seaweed

You need professional kelp

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👤︎ u/Tony-the-l3v1crush3r

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Sea what I did there?

Im Shore you did, but can’t kelp it but laugh

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👤︎ u/pecanchu

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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What do otters do when they want advice?

They go to sea kelp

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👤︎ u/TheAnarchistFinch

📅︎ Jan 03 2020

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What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?

KELP!!!!!!

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👤︎ u/count-buttula

📅︎ Aug 11 2019

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A fish gets stuck under coral

So he yells for kelp

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👤︎ u/AlonRraz

📅︎ Sep 10 2018

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What do you call a book on DIY underwater gardening?

A self kelp book

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👤︎ u/TangerineX

📅︎ Nov 12 2018

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What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea?

Kelp! Kelp!

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👤︎ u/YummyKorea

📅︎ Aug 25 2017

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What did the son tell his dad after a piece of sea weed wrapped around his leg while he was swimming

Sea kelp

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👤︎ u/TarkArt

📅︎ Jul 03 2018

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On a fishing trip

Dad and I went fishing for the first time in a while at a nearby pond. Suddenly he starts screaming about something and I ask him what was wrong, and he replies: kelp, kelp, call the carps!

Grooooan

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👤︎ u/Ezdoesit1

📅︎ Oct 14 2014

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Dadjoked my kid, it's the first pun he understood.

He wanted kelp flakes on his pasta (don't ask). I said "I don't have the shaker, ask mom to kelp you."

He immediately got a big grin on his face, just as mom rolled her eyes.

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👤︎ u/SednaBoo

📅︎ Aug 29 2014

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What does a fish do when it gets sick?

Sea kelp!

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Oct 05 2020

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What should you do if you're addicted to seaweed ?

Sea Kelp

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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What should you do if you're addicted sea weed?

Sea kelp....

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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What should you do if you’re addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp

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👤︎ u/Cormac-Dockry

📅︎ Feb 11 2020

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Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?

If you are, sea kelp.....

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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I am addicted to seaweed.

I must seek kelp.

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👤︎ u/fukhed69

📅︎ Jun 06 2018

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I’m addicted to seaweed…

I must seek kelp…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Aug 18 2017

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I'm addicted to seaweed

I must seek kelp.

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👤︎ u/Me_is_Mick

📅︎ Sep 06 2017

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