A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...

But most just have 4.

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Why do sharks live in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
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I saw a boat out on a saltwater lake!

It was saline

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I was at the store deciding between a saltwater aquarium and a houseplant to decorate my home. I finally settled on a beautiful fern.

I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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👤︎ u/Xtowers
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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My dad and our food

Mom: Is it me or is this fish salty?

Me: Yeah you're right, it's too salty.

Dad: Well duh, it's a saltwater fish.

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Why do sharks live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do fish swim in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do sharks swim in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes 'em sneeze.

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Sharks live in saltwater,

But only because pepper water would make them sneeze.

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Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because they would sneeze if they lived in pepper water.

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Why do sharks only swim in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes them sneeze

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👤︎ u/AMc9072
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.

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