So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
...It wanted captain crunch for breakfast.
My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one this morning.
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
Because they would sneeze in pepper water!
A woebegone Wobbegong.
Because pepper makes them sneeze
And i just kept laughing because i knew that shark wasn’t going to help
Didn’t have enough vitamin sea
Look at me!!! A man eating shark!!!
He was well-armed.
I don’t know but I wouldn’t wanna milk it
He says he's gotten a lot of chums that way.
Shocking isn't it.
Because pepperwater makes 'em sneeze.
I have this weird superhero school project thing. I have the male sharks name (Finnley), but I'm struggling to think of one for a female shark.
Yes I do, do do do do do do!
The slowest swimmer.
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
They just do do do do do do do.
You stop pretending.
Because it was well armed.