Looking for shark puns! Hoping I could get some help here.
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︎ Jan 09 2015
Did you hear about the ghost shark?
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︎ May 21 2021
There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Why do infant sharks love to dance
Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do
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︎ May 24 2021
why can't sharks play flutes properly?
because they don't have a tuna.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What does a shark and a computer have in common ?
They both have megabytes.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Shark
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Did you hear about the man you set up a shark fishing school in Australia?
It cost him an arm and a leg...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.
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︎ May 15 2021
Why are sharks so untrustworthy?
Because they tell great white lies!
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︎ May 02 2021
Why can't most sharks and whales read?
They are not part of a school
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︎ Apr 10 2021
From my 5yo: What does a happy shark say?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why don't sharks eat clownfish?
Because they taste funny.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Swimming with sharks sure is expensive...
It cost me an arm and a leg
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︎ Mar 16 2021
How did the octopus beat a shark in a fight??
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Shark has a Rott-ing tooth
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Did you hear about the pregnant woman bit by a shark?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Whyβd the fish swim right into the bull sharkβs mouth?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
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︎ Apr 20 2020
A shark got nauseous after eating a clown fish.
"Ohhh, that tasted a little funny."
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why did the shark eat the ship?
...It wanted captain crunch for breakfast.
My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one this morning.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
One Shark bucks latte please
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What do sharks eat for lunch?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
There are no difference for sharks in Japan.
They are all the γγ
*γ=sa, γ=me, γγ = same =shark.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because they would sneeze in pepper water!
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call a sad shark?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What do you call a horse swimming in shark infested waters?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What shark doesn't have any friends?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Whatβs a sharkβs favorite meal?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Heard a guy swimming yelling βHELP, SHARK, HELP!!!β
And i just kept laughing because i knew that shark wasnβt going to help
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︎ Jul 20 2020
A shark tried eating a boat but he didnβt like it
Didnβt have enough vitamin sea
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︎ Jul 02 2020
π¦ Shark π¦!!
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Looking for a female shark name pun
I have this weird superhero school project thing. I have the male sharks name (Finnley), but I'm struggling to think of one for a female shark.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Shark: Once, I had a tough fight with an octopus.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
ViCiOuS ShArK EaTs PoOr PuPpY
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︎ Dec 26 2019
How do sharks share memes?
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︎ May 16 2020
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
My family ate thresher shark for the first time yesterday. My dad took a bite and said
Look at me!!! A man eating shark!!!
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Why do sharks live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
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︎ Aug 05 2020
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