Looking for shark puns! Hoping I could get some help here.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2015
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Did you hear about the ghost shark?

It vanished into fin air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...

The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Why do infant sharks love to dance

Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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why can't sharks play flutes properly?

because they don't have a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What does a shark and a computer have in common ?

They both have megabytes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Shark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEEtheMusician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Did you hear about the man you set up a shark fishing school in Australia?

It cost him an arm and a leg...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?

Because he has a seal on his chest.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Why are sharks so untrustworthy?

Because they tell great white lies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Why can't most sharks and whales read?

They are not part of a school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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From my 5yo: What does a happy shark say?

Have a FIN-tastic day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2manyProjects
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Why don't sharks eat clownfish?

Because they taste funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Swimming with sharks sure is expensive...

It cost me an arm and a leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndawwquil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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How did the octopus beat a shark in a fight??

It was well armed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredwardofox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Shark has a Rott-ing tooth
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Did you hear about the pregnant woman bit by a shark?

She hopes it's a buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatherNerdy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Why’d the fish swim right into the bull shark’s mouth?

He was a dumb bass

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vermillion_-_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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A shark got nauseous after eating a clown fish.

"Ohhh, that tasted a little funny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.

So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why did the shark eat the ship?

...It wanted captain crunch for breakfast.

My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.

One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.

"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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One Shark bucks latte please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogzsquadarts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

"Do not consume if seal is broken."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkress
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly

β€˜Fin’

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do sharks eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why do sharks live in saltwater?

Because pepperwater makes them sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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There are no difference for sharks in Japan.

They are all the さめ

*さ=sa, め=me, さめ = same =shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron_ariff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepypanda59
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you call a sad shark?

A woebegone Wobbegong.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a horse swimming in shark infested waters?

Sea Biscuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What shark doesn't have any friends?

A loan shark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollrobots
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?

MegaLodon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vs424reddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What’s a shark’s favorite meal?

Fish & Ships

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daily_Vinyl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Heard a guy swimming yelling β€œHELP, SHARK, HELP!!!”

And i just kept laughing because i knew that shark wasn’t going to help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitz-and-gigglez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A shark tried eating a boat but he didn’t like it

Didn’t have enough vitamin sea

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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🦈 Shark 🦈!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puppyismycat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Looking for a female shark name pun

I have this weird superhero school project thing. I have the male sharks name (Finnley), but I'm struggling to think of one for a female shark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusmusk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Shark: Once, I had a tough fight with an octopus.

He was well-armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khAngnghiEmm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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ViCiOuS ShArK EaTs PoOr PuPpY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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How do sharks share memes?

On the finternet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ceruleanlunacy
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.

Shocking isn't it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackshot666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My family ate thresher shark for the first time yesterday. My dad took a bite and said

Look at me!!! A man eating shark!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roscoe9420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ardensulled
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why do sharks live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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