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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiffcack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Give me antagonizing Fish puns

I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediPecanPie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I've haddock up to here with fish puns.

People just say them for the sheer halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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If you can think of a better fish pun than me

Then let minnow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A bunch of fish puns for y'all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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insert funny fish pun here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funky555
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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100 Different Fish Puns freshwatercentral.com/gre…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshwaterCentral
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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If anyone has a great fish pun...

Let minnow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If you know a better fish pun

Let minnow

Oldie but goodie!! Sorry if it has been here before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtman72
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Fish puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/L1zzieDash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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These fish puns will make you drown in laughter

What are fish that star in movies called?

Starfish

How do you tuna fish?

Adjust their scales

What do you tell a fish when its overreacting?

You need to clam down

That's enough fish puns for today

We should scale back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TstoDmk615
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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[Request] Fish puns.

I am at the beach with my family for Christmas and I need some high quality fish puns STAT! Thanks ahead of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bozzy253
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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This town has a festival every year for the spawning salmon. They are rife with fish puns. It’s my favorite time of year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I thought about posting a fish pun

But I'm trying to scale back....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_is_punny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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This CEO replies to enquiry entirely in fish puns (x-post r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocealot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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[Request] Underwater/Fish Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewisaboss44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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If you can think of a better fish pun...

...please let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rinkytinker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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fish puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgdtobi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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Fish puns for Christmas card

Need a fintastic fish pun for a Christmas card. Tunat hold back, be as cheeky as you can be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_ahndie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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Terrible fish puns on my FB page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrison_Peter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Wet Dream - Kip Addotta - Highest number of fish puns per minute. youtube.com/watch?v=6l1Gv…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsevelt007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2011
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Since we're on fish puns...

We took a plastic fish to a marching rehearsal at my university last year. Afterwards, we proceeded to have a conversation that was one pun after another.

"Fish. That is all."

"Just for the halibut."

"Oh for the love of cod, can we not bring this here?"

"Seriously, I will krill every last one of you."

"I'm not squidding with you guys. This scampi happening any more."

"Sorry. I couldn't resist the oppor-tuna-ty."

"You're floundering."

"Why, pollocks! I'm just getting started!"

"Don't worry. His shark is worse than his bite."

"Don't trout my pun ability."

"'Pun ability' my bass! You wouldn't know a fish joke if it sprat you in the eye!"

"I might need to go see a sturgeon. These jokes are killing me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaws9182
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Fish

So, I commented on a fish pun my dad made and his response was

"I don't always make fish puns, but when I do, they're on porpoise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blargenshmart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Why can't blind people eat fish?

It's Seafood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboMaster2K
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What fish has two sodium atoms?

2Na

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My friend said, β€œMy kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”

Me: Cats. Cats love fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the fish who grew up to be a doctor?

He now is a sturgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santino1987
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do fish study in school?

Algaebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtoStui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?

Because it's see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What's a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skib900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why is it so hard being a fish?

They are under pressure their whole life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cabra117
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?

A-fish-in-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyMadeThis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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why don't fish wear eyeglasses?

because they don't have ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choose_a_lawyer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a fish with four eyes?

Fiiiish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaTFox131
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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2 fish are in a tank

One says to the other. How do we drive this thing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthchimchar64
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam(n).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaSaltVanilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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if you can think of a better fish pun

let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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If you know a better fish pun?

Let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rolling_Heavy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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My friend said, β€œMy kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”

β€œA cat” I said. β€œCats love fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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