I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!
People just say them for the sheer halibut.
Then let minnow
Oldie but goodie!! Sorry if it has been here before
What are fish that star in movies called?
How do you tuna fish?
Adjust their scales
What do you tell a fish when its overreacting?
You need to clam down
That's enough fish puns for today
We should scale back
I am at the beach with my family for Christmas and I need some high quality fish puns STAT! Thanks ahead of time.
But I'm trying to scale back....
...please let minnow.
Need a fintastic fish pun for a Christmas card. Tunat hold back, be as cheeky as you can be.
We took a plastic fish to a marching rehearsal at my university last year. Afterwards, we proceeded to have a conversation that was one pun after another.
"Fish. That is all."
"Just for the halibut."
"Oh for the love of cod, can we not bring this here?"
"Seriously, I will krill every last one of you."
"I'm not squidding with you guys. This scampi happening any more."
"Sorry. I couldn't resist the oppor-tuna-ty."
"Why, pollocks! I'm just getting started!"
"Don't worry. His shark is worse than his bite."
"Don't trout my pun ability."
"'Pun ability' my bass! You wouldn't know a fish joke if it sprat you in the eye!"
"I might need to go see a sturgeon. These jokes are killing me."
So, I commented on a fish pun my dad made and his response was
"I don't always make fish puns, but when I do, they're on porpoise."
Me: Cats. Cats love fish.
He now is a sturgeon
Because they taste funny!
It was Sir Eel.
...Just some food for thought.
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
They are under pressure their whole life
because they don't have ears
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
One says to the other. How do we drive this thing