Pisces Puns

A list of puns related to "Pisces"

Astrology really Pisces me off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardboardshrimp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My wife just broke up with me. She's sick and tired of my constant Zodiac puns.

It Taurus apart. I'm in Pisces typing this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Leonardo Di Caprio

Leo di Caprio is neither a Leo, nor is he a Capricorn. He's a Scorpio.

This pisces me off....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzytechie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A guy went to a pet shop. β€œI’d like to buy a goldfish please”. β€œCertainly sir. Would you like an aquarium?” ...

β€œI don’t care what star sign it is” The guy replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I didn't like my horoscope...

So I tore it up in Pisces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My wife left me because of my constant Zodiac puns

It finally Taurus apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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