Why do Libras always vote for Democratic candidates?
Theyβre all Libra-rals
My girlfriend just couldnβt accept my obsession with horoscopes
In the end it Taurus apart
Sorry to Aries this problem in public
Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?
Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes
One of my classmates dadjoked a whole lecture hall today
We are in medical pharmacology right now and are starting a series of lectures on chemotherapies. My professor begins the lecture by saying "Who's ready to learn about cancer drugs?!"
This guy gets on the mic, and says, "I'm more of a Libra drug kind of guy."
