I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l1r2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance.

She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....

Available balance: $9.11

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grit1963
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.

And that made all the difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cderry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.

All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My wife asked me to help her balance both of the kids...

I told her they're pretty close in weight so move the older one closer to the fulcrum and that should balance them out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icebolt08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I got fired from my bank job because I checked a customer’s balance

He fell pretty hard too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MingeyMackrel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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When I was training to be a teller, an old woman came in and asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/British-Mystery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I spent all day trying to balance a screw on it's tip.

All I ended up doing by the end was just screwing around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethanol314
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I always balance on one leg after I wake up

That way my day starts off on the right foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I decided to check my balance at the bank today.

Turns out I have an inner ear infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/datboiJR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?

Tortellini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggety
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Purrfectly balances
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TygoSR
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Wii Balance Board is now my favourite Nintendo character.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bliitzyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?

Look at it through a magnifying glass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_hate_android_p
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot

I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZEPHYRight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.

so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomguy6282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance....

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Last night at the ATM, An old lady asked me to help check her balance

So i pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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A man walked into the bank and asked the teller to check his balance.

So she pushed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBunnyPants26
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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A woman at the bank today asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurrikayne53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance

so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superputindoge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance

So i pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoNamesLeftPL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScruffyAF
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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An elderly woman at the bank today told me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Organic_Bleach_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I was at an ATM and an old lady asked if I could help check her balance..

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobobu2004
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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An old woman at the ATM asked if I could help her check her balance.

I pushed her and she fell over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_Hurt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smith_gt3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatsorcerer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Check your balance

I was in a bank and an old lady asked me to check her balance

I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesome84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I was in the bank the other day, an old woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Today a lady at the bank asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devil_twin01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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A woman asked me to check her balance at the bank

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApotatoWithFur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benjamingur9
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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