I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance....

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.

All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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My wife asked me to help her balance both of the kids...

I told her they're pretty close in weight so move the older one closer to the fulcrum and that should balance them out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icebolt08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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A man walked into the bank and asked the teller to check his balance.

So she pushed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBunnyPants26
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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I got fired from my bank job because I checked a customer’s balance

He fell pretty hard too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MingeyMackrel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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A woman at the bank today asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurrikayne53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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When I was training to be a teller, an old woman came in and asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/British-Mystery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I spent all day trying to balance a screw on it's tip.

All I ended up doing by the end was just screwing around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethanol314
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I always balance on one leg after I wake up

That way my day starts off on the right foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance

So i pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoNamesLeftPL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I decided to check my balance at the bank today.

Turns out I have an inner ear infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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An elderly woman at the bank today told me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Organic_Bleach_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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An old woman at the ATM asked if I could help her check her balance.

I pushed her and she fell over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/datboiJR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I was at an ATM and an old lady asked if I could help check her balance..

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?

Tortellini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggety
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScruffyAF
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Purrfectly balances
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TygoSR
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_Hurt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I was in the bank the other day, an old woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?

Look at it through a magnifying glass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_hate_android_p
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Wii Balance Board is now my favourite Nintendo character.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bliitzyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot

I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZEPHYRight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Our system of government is based on a system of checks and balances.

The key to making it work well is for people to not write checks that exceed their balances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiaor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What's the name of the ballerina who was always off balance?

Eileen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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After spending $20 on drinks, I decided to check my balance before ordering another round.

Safe to say, I fell over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatAverageJoe55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that couldn't keep his balance?

Turns out he had a dizzy-se.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sutbag89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealCalypso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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What do you call a Sikh with great body balance ?

Balan Singh πŸ‘³

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What do you call an underage balance?

A minor scale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tycon572
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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If you put a horse on a balance beam, would it be called a gallop pole?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmems
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Was at the ATM when an old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance

So I pushed her and she fell over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhParfait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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Did you see the horse who could balance a corn cob on his head?

It was some unique corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahjennyv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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An old lady walks into her bank and asks the teller "Hey sonny, can you check my balance?"

So he pushed her over..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freakinhuge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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I told my dad the New Balance store by my house went out of business. His response?

Guess they needed to go back to their old balance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6hamburgersago
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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What happened to the librarian who lost his balance on the rolling ladder?

He fell four stories.

Came up with this today at the ball game!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expertlevel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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I would make a slightly racist, but no ill will meant joke about an Asian person losing their balance...

But that would just be a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenstasis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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I rode my unicycle to the bank today. They told me I have outstanding balance.

I'm not sure how to take it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance

so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superputindoge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smith_gt3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobobu2004
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatsorcerer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Check your balance

I was in a bank and an old lady asked me to check her balance

I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesome84
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A woman asked me to check her balance at the bank

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApotatoWithFur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benjamingur9
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Today a lady at the bank asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devil_twin01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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Today at the bank, and old lady asked me to help her check her balance....

So I pushed her over...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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A lady at the bank asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_Keefy84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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An old lady at the bank asked me to me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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