I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance.
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
And that made all the difference.
A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
My wife asked me to help her balance both of the kids...
I told her they're pretty close in weight so move the older one closer to the fulcrum and that should balance them out.
I got fired from my bank job because I checked a customer’s balance
When I was training to be a teller, an old woman came in and asked me to check her balance.
I spent all day trying to balance a screw on it's tip.
All I ended up doing by the end was just screwing around.
I always balance on one leg after I wake up
That way my day starts off on the right foot
I decided to check my balance at the bank today.
Turns out I have an inner ear infection.
I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
What do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?
I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁
Wii Balance Board is now my favourite Nintendo character.
What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
Look at it through a magnifying glass.
I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot
I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance
An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance....
Last night at the ATM, An old lady asked me to help check her balance
A man walked into the bank and asked the teller to check his balance.
A woman at the bank today asked me to check her balance
An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
An elderly woman at the bank today told me to check her balance.
I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...
I was at an ATM and an old lady asked if I could help check her balance..
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
An old woman at the ATM asked if I could help her check her balance.
I pushed her and she fell over.
I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance
Check your balance
I was in a bank and an old lady asked me to check her balance
I pushed her over
I was in the bank the other day, an old woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Today a lady at the bank asked me to check her balance
A woman asked me to check her balance at the bank
I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...
Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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