For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire

It’s a balancing act

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a Slavic governments accounting department?

Czechs and balances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antropologo_2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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I lost my job at the bank my very first day

A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I used to have a day job as an accountant and do yoga as a hobby.

I had to quit though. It became too much of a balancing act.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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After messing up my tax return forms yet again, my accountant said to me: "you're such a liability....."

"... you should be on a balance sheet"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wkm86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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So proud

Helping my 13 year old make his bed. It's a hot night and the ceiling fan is on.

"Don't flick the sheet too high, Dad, or else..."

Me: "Or else what?"

"or else the sheet will hit the fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neuromesh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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Why did the one legged man go to the bank?

To check his balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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