I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance.
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
My wife asked me to help her balance both of the kids...
I told her they're pretty close in weight so move the older one closer to the fulcrum and that should balance them out.
I decided to check my balance at the bank today.
Turns out I have an inner ear infection.
I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁
What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
Look at it through a magnifying glass.
I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot
I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.
What's the name of the ballerina who was always off balance?
Did you hear about the guy that couldn't keep his balance?
Turns out he had a dizzy-se.
An old lady walks into her bank and asks the teller "Hey sonny, can you check my balance?"
Did you see the horse who could balance a corn cob on his head?
I told my dad the New Balance store by my house went out of business. His response?
Guess they needed to go back to their old balance!
What happened to the librarian who lost his balance on the rolling ladder?
He fell four stories.
Came up with this today at the ball game!
I rode my unicycle to the bank today. They told me I have outstanding balance.
I'm not sure how to take it.
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