What’s a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.
What is Ironman’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
Every morning I take a bike ride through the park at least twice no matter how exhausted I am...
I always push myself to recycle.
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
Why did the Bostonian ride the bus to work wearing denim?
Because they couldn't find their khakis.
Wanna know why I prefer to ride the elevator alone?
What do you call a thrill ride that goes from the North Pole to the South Pole?
What's a ferrets favorite ride at the carnival?
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)
I try to make a lasting impression upon people when I ride the subway...
Why couldn't the rabbit ride the rollercoaster?
They were a hare too short.
The bike I tried to ride today wouldn't move
My friend asked me for a ride to the store today.
I said “Bro, do you even Lyft?”
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Me, to the biker gang leader: I thought we were supposed to ride our bikes together at the same speed!
Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles”.
What's the most magnetic fairground ride?
Why did the dog suddenly start barking during a car ride?
Because they were in a RUFF part of town!
Why did the DJ ride the roller coaster?
Never ride your horse in the dark.
A man with a chicken takes a cab to the airport. Upon arrival, the cabbie insisted on taking the chicken as payment for the ride.
If you ride the same bicycle everyday,
is that considered recycling?
I had a bet with this guy I just met on who got the fastest ride
Just so you know, he’s Carlos.
My fingers always go numb on the ride into work
Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome
Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?
It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.
What kind of horse only rides in the dark?
I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating
Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?
My bodybuilder friend asked me for a ride to the gym...
I guess he needed a lift!
What did the excited lizard say when he got off the ride?
At the end of a long ride home
Me: Kids, do you want to see a magic trick?
Them: OK.
Me: In a few minutes, I’ll turn the car into a driveway.
What do you call an elf who rides the subway and is always on time.
Those of you who've been to a Disney Park will get this... Dad Jokes: The Ride
What did the guy standing in the freezing cold waiting on a ride say?
Ooh brr.
(I literally made this joke up tonight and I'm a Dad)
I went on a theme park ride covered in smiley faces the other day.
It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.
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