What’s a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?

The Ferrets Wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign

he was above it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.

Ooops, wrong bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What is Ironman’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The Ferrous Wheel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andeargdue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?

Carpool tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pure_evil1979
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...

It was a pinto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Every morning I take a bike ride through the park at least twice no matter how exhausted I am...

I always push myself to recycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirateking1000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...

It's our hey-ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why did the Bostonian ride the bus to work wearing denim?

Because they couldn't find their khakis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squrr1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Wanna know why I prefer to ride the elevator alone?

I can’t take the stares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicmanst90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What do you call a thrill ride that goes from the North Pole to the South Pole?

A polar coaster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pae913
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What's a ferrets favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferret-wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?

A Buckaroo

(My 3 year old came to me with that one this morning)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwiCandle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I try to make a lasting impression upon people when I ride the subway...

I enter with stile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why couldn't the rabbit ride the rollercoaster?

They were a hare too short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sesamepuns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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The bike I tried to ride today wouldn't move

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianlucky13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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My friend asked me for a ride to the store today.

I said β€œBro, do you even Lyft?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.

It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Me, to the biker gang leader: I thought we were supposed to ride our bikes together at the same speed!

Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it β€œsynchronizing our cycles”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What's the most magnetic fairground ride?

The Ferrous wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrismac1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Why did the dog suddenly start barking during a car ride?

Because they were in a RUFF part of town!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russellman18
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why did the DJ ride the roller coaster?

For the massive drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/litig8tor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Never ride your horse in the dark.

It's a night mare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A man with a chicken takes a cab to the airport. Upon arrival, the cabbie insisted on taking the chicken as payment for the ride.

After all, fare is fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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If you ride the same bicycle everyday,

is that considered recycling?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/134282
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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I had a bet with this guy I just met on who got the fastest ride

Just so you know, he’s Carlos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAY_DREAM3R
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My fingers always go numb on the ride into work

Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjamin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CybergothiChe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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What kind of horse only rides in the dark?

A nightmare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahnoikno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...

But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating

Does that make them a β€œFlo-rida”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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My bodybuilder friend asked me for a ride to the gym...

I guess he needed a lift!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacod_b
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What did the excited lizard say when he got off the ride?

Iguana do that again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodStevening
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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At the end of a long ride home

Me: Kids, do you want to see a magic trick?

Them: OK.

Me: In a few minutes, I’ll turn the car into a driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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What do you call an elf who rides the subway and is always on time.

A metro-gnome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BooBooDingDing
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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Those of you who've been to a Disney Park will get this... Dad Jokes: The Ride
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zwitterions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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What did the guy standing in the freezing cold waiting on a ride say?

Ooh brr.

(I literally made this joke up tonight and I'm a Dad)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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I went on a theme park ride covered in smiley faces the other day.

It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavChap
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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