Whatβs the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?
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Where do crazy people ride their bikes?
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Why did cowboys ride horses?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What kind of motorcycles do livestock ride?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What's the best ride in Candy Land?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Our local priest rides around our town on a motorbike all day.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Taken for a ride
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Whatβs a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I heard theyβre remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
Theyβre calling it The Two Tires
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Itβs got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I wanted to ride horses so I went to a ranch near me.
When I asked if they have riding lessons they said neigh.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why does Jesus ride a bike?
Heβs on the highway to heaven!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I just paid Β£25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to a launderette...
I feel like Iβve been taken to the cleaners!
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I was talking to a guy that builds rides in theme parks.
"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.
He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Apu and his family went on a bike ride.
It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
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︎ May 31 2020
How many people can ride in an ambulance?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
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︎ Jun 09 2020
At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
How much does it cost to ride Santaβs sleigh?
About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What I really miss about getting rides to work
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I would ride it
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I decided to use a ride-hailing app
I got to my destination uber quickly
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︎ Feb 02 2020
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Why do dinosaurs hate long car rides?
Because it gives them a Brach-ache-and-a-saurass.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Every morning I take a bike ride through the park at least twice no matter how exhausted I am...
I always push myself to recycle.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Why did farmer ride his horse to town ?
It was too heavy to carry !
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What kind of Motorbike does a comedian ride?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
If you ride a bike once, then ride it again
is that recycling?
(My dad's joke)
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︎ Jul 28 2019
What is Ironmanβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My dadβs motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What do you call an amusement ride made of iron?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
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