He leads the league in Arby eyes.
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
Because it's just a Bat, man!
Put me in coach.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
But then it hit me!
My little girl shared that with me today💓
Because it’s full of fans!!
Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.
Then it hit me.
Because he ate the bat
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world
Because it took out half the world with one bat
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
In Baseball, hit and runs are encouraged!
In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.
Then it hit me.
That took a lot of balls.
She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.
Because he did nazi it coming.
He felt right at home.
Because they don't know where home is.
But that's just a ballpark number.
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on.
One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
They dont know where home is
Three sReichs and your out.
Because he did Nazi it coming.
Then it hit me.