A baseball pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
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Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?

He leads the league in Arby eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
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Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport

Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.

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Why does a baseball bat have no parents?

Because it's just a Bat, man!

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What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?

Put me in coach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinkyWaluigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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An American, landing in India: Does anyone here know how to play baseball?

India: crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Who will be the next baseball player inducted into the Hall of Fame?

Naturally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The greatest baseball player ever was a guy named Hugh McBealy, and he was most famous for every single time he came to the plate knocking the ball high over right field and into the stands.

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname β€œthe machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him β€œHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. β€œWhat do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified β€œliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed β€œyeah, my greatest failure...”

β€œWhat do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

β€œI’ve been aiming left this whole time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....

But then it hit me!

My little girl shared that with me todayπŸ’“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mqpickens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Hey Kids, Why is a baseball stadium always cold?

Because it’s full of fans!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call a snail that plays baseball?

Louisville Slugger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My grandpa used to have a job keeping score at baseball games. Every time someone scored a run, he'd whack up a mark on a chalkboard.

Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditwhilestoned
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How did bear cubs play baseball?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhandle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Baseball reporters are such "Karens"...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatfrappe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why can't the Chinese guy play baseball?

Because he ate the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasmagd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Did you hear about the baseball player that is also a hacker?

They've been hitting everyone with their.bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saf_sy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.

It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat

Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystic_Frost69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Laying out a baseball field, looks pitcher perfect to me imgur.com/gallery/yHC2YnG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why does china have the best baseball team?

Because it took out half the world with one bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHelloTherez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What's the Difference between Driving and Baseball?

In Baseball, hit and runs are encouraged!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Rueben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Shout out to the guy who just got a third strike in baseball.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryCredibleHulk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?

In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beanhedge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I miss Cubs baseball so much that I asked my kid to build me a super realistic Wrigley Field in Minecraft.

She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Where do Chicago worms play baseball?

Wiggly Field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrkk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why was hitler hit with a baseball?

Because he did nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why did the baseball catcher spend a night at the field?

He felt right at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopi_is_short
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyBadger_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I think there are a thousand baseball fields in the US...

But that's just a ballpark number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gothbear_66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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If the pope likes baseball where would he live?

The Batican

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFish12094
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Baseball bat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtisViridian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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BASEBALL IN HEAVEN

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on.

One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why cant orphans play baseball?

They dont know where home is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BonyPoi3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why does Hitler hate baseball?

Three sReichs and your out.

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On a post about baseball
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
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Why did Hitler get whacked with a baseball bat?

Because he did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swanky_swanker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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From r/baseball
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElCapoDeSoldati
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What is a Baseball Player's favourite kind of music?

Swing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hexatona
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boggo_0
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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