Pitcher Puns

A list of puns related to "Pitcher"

TIFU by telling a joke while overfilling a pitcher with that hawaiian juice drink...

I forgot the punch line

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Laying out a baseball field, looks pitcher perfect to me imgur.com/gallery/yHC2YnG
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👤︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 20 2020
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Lipton probably saw many different pitchers of its brewed beverages before settling for the one on its iconic package...

They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why did the skeleton drink a pitcher of water?

His throat was BONE dry!

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👤︎ u/bronzeaardvark
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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The bar man told me it was £2 for a pint or £7 for a pitcher.

I told him to forget the photo and just gimme a pint.

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Did you hear about the off speed pitcher who was a smartass?

He was really good at breaking balls

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👤︎ u/hacopac
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?

Roll with the PUNCHES!

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Just heard a story about Mariano Rivera teaching another pitcher how to throw a better cutter.

It truly was a gripping story.

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👤︎ u/Preacher_Zero
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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My girlfriend and I were going to a Mexican restaurant for drinks and she asked me how much a pitcher was?

"...a thousand words"

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👤︎ u/YogiFiretower
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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I asked my boyfriend for a new water pitcher...

He sends me a text message with a picture of running water in our sink.

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👤︎ u/phantomcellphone
📅︎ Aug 21 2016
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A pitcher kept aiming slightly to the side and hitting the batter

no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined

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👤︎ u/integral-e-to-the-x
📅︎ May 31 2016
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Son watching baseball with his dad. Son: Whats that pitchers last name? Dad: Rzepcynski.

Son: Is he Russian? Dad: Nah looks like he’s taking his time.

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👤︎ u/yeahhhhitswill
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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I dropped my phone in a pitcher of beer last weekend...

... now it only does last call.

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👤︎ u/PM_me_your_beavah
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you hear the one about the baseball pitcher with terrible aim?

Never mind it'll fly over your head

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👤︎ u/Exploits_R_Lyfe
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I don't get how professional baseball pitchers throw strikes

it looks to me like they always throw balls

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👤︎ u/rohrmanpacker
📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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Why is it always about the glass being half full or half empty? Shouldn’t we consider the whole pitcher? Some would say...

the big pitcher?

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👤︎ u/mixolydiandude
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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Who was Ryan Sherriff's (Cardinals Pitcher) favorite baseball player growing up?

David Justice (MLB Commentators provide an endless flow of Dad Jokes)

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👤︎ u/NoImNotChanningTatum
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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Why can't you trust a softball pitcher?

Because they use underhanded tactics.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Jul 26 2016
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Senior Pitchers

Old guys playing baseball.

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Antique beverage containers.

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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Dec 29 2014
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It's a shame Detroit Tigers great Al Kaline didn't play pitcher or catcher

I think he would've worked out great in a battery!

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👤︎ u/vernonpost
📅︎ Nov 26 2014
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At work we have to transfer tea into smaller pitchers near the end of all shifts.

Someone asked "how many Sweets(sweet tea pitchers) are there?" another person replied, "there are only a few sweets." Without being part of the conversation, I corrected them with "I'm pretty sure there more than 'only a few' in Sweden."

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👤︎ u/iSometimesPost
📅︎ Dec 29 2014
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