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Thrower Puns

A list of puns related to "Thrower"

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower ?

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👤︎ u/Conviction666
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.

I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.

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👤︎ u/Houshweeni
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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My Brilliant Humor is Wasted on the Young

This happened today.

I'm at park/playground with my kid. He's playing, I'm throwing a ball for my dog.

Three little girls, maybe around 10 years old, run up. "Can we pet your dog?"

Me, "Sure, would you like to throw the ball for her?"

One of the girls takes the thrower and chucks the ball. It goes a long way.

Me: "Wow, great throw!"

Girl: "I've got my dad's arms."

Me (already laughing on the inside): "Really? What does he use?"

They stare at me.

Sigh.

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👤︎ u/paul99501
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/Lewwap
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a nervous spear thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/pewds_is_waifu
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call a nervous spear thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/pewds_is_waifu
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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