Have you heard the one about the bad pole vaulter

It never goes over very well

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SalaMOnkaDo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
🚨︎ report
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"

His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
🚨︎ report
There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

The man says, β€œActually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
🚨︎ report
The Pole Vaulter

During the Olympics in Rio last year, a journalist was walking through the Olympic Village, and passed a guy carrying a long pole over his shoulder.

"Hi! Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how do you know my name?"

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/stereoroid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
🚨︎ report
A lady walks up to a man, who happens to be holding a giant stick. She proceeds to ask him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He replies, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
🚨︎ report
My dad told me this one today

There are two Olympians speaking to one another:

Olympian 1: Are you a pole vaulter?

Olympian 2:No, I am German but how did you know my name was Vaulter?

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/euanmc06
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
🚨︎ report
A man walks down the street carrying a piece of scaffolding on his shoulder....

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/clarknova77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
🚨︎ report
I figured out why all Polish bankers can jump so high

They're all Pole vaulters.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
🚨︎ report
My dad was walking down the street, and saw a man carrying a twelve-foot pole on his shoulder.

He asked the man "Excuse me, but are you a pole vaulter?"

The man replied "Actually I am Ukrainian, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/StacheKetchum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
🚨︎ report
A reporter meets a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick and asks, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

β€œNo,” says the man, β€œI’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/exman1992
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Are you a pole vaulter?

Yes I am, but how did you know my name was Valter?

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_dM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
🚨︎ report
Whoops

At the Olympics, I saw a man carrying a long stick. β€œAre you a pole vaulter?” I asked.‬

β€ͺβ€œNo,” he replied. β€œI’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”‬

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.