A list of puns related to "Diver"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Because he was below C-level.
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
4
A fjord explorer
The pressure was too much.
How do divers communicate? They use speech bubbles
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
He just couldn’t handle the pressure.
If they went forward they'd end up back in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.
(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)
If they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat!
It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.
Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.
If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.
Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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