Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off a boat?
It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?
Because he was below C-level.
Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know “tuba” is also an acronym?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.
Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
A scuba diver committed suicide today
He just couldn’t handle the pressure.
A buddy of mine wanted me to go scuba diving..
I just couldn’t fathom the idea
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
If I ever became a scuba instructor that did group dives...
I’d like to be referred to as the “wetting planner.”
I messaged my grand dad a picture of a dog underwater wearing a scuba suit...
I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer.
He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!
I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
Why do scuba divers fall back into the water from boats?
Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.
(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?
Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I just quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?
Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
Why so scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?
Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.
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