I can't think of any kayak puns...

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgrell
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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What does Trump call kayaks?

Fake Canoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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I was cold while in my kayak so I lit a fire and it sunk

Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpingRedFox
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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If you make-out in a kayak...

...are you canoodling?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What does "kayak" sound like upside down?

"Blblblblblvllgllgl"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elouan_lrch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My wife brought me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"

I said, "I'll take either/oar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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A man, adrift at sea in his kayak, was running low on supplies

As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.

I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My wife had 2 kayak paddles and asked me which one I wanted.

I said I’d take either/oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byumbyum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What does Donald trump call kayaks?

Fake canoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karatesauce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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β€œHey, which one of these two kayak paddles would you like?”

β€œI would take either/oar.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Two Inuits in a kayak.

Younger one says, β€œI t’s getting cold, can we light a fire?” The older one saysβ€œno” The evening approaches and the young one again asks, β€œcan we light a fire?” But the older one declines. They stop for the night and the young Inuit asks if they can light a fire, because is getting very cold. But the older one says β€œno” again and goes to sleep. The young one sneakily lights a fire and the kayak burns down.

Moral of the story: you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rigatavr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why don't they allow Buffallo on Kayaks?

Because its a Ka-YAK not a Ka-UFFALLO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdonaghy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak.

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZWQncyBkaWNr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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I just bought two kayaks for the price of one

Canoe believe it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuhretSyndrome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2015
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Two eskimos are in a kayak...

My uncle told us this one today...

Two eskimos are in a kayak, paddling along a river. Freezing cold, one eskimo says to the other, "hey, why don't we start a fire here in the middle of the kayak?" so they manage to get a small fire going and start to finally warm up, when the fire creates a hole in the middle of the kayak. The kayak fills with water and they sink to the bottom of the river. Moral of the story? You can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

My dad had a hearty laugh at this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skwedgie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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I can kayak!

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWA92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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What does Trump call kayaks?

Fake canoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbcon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank

Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.

But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiShoSha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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