Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
I don't know how to paddle in a canoe
What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?
He learned that you can't have your kayak and heat it too
I like to wear a canoe on my head like it's a hat
Works best if it's capsized
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation...
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle.
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
Drinking American beer is the same as having sex on a canoe.
It’s f*cking close to water.
There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.
It was quite an oar deal.
what do you call a canoe that's 50% off?
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".
My dad would always tell me that, if my canoe flipped over, I could just use it as a hat...
My son just bought a 27-foot long canoe.
He told me it was really expensive because its material, kevlar, its seats, leather, and the hull, 9 yards.
What is the best way to steer a canoe?
My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off.
I had the same idea, but I missed the boat.
What did the President decide to name his brand new canoe after leaving the store?
Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?
What do you call an old canoe?
What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe?
Passionate man paddling a canoe:
Some oak on the water; there's fire in this guy.
We have a metal paddle for our canoe...
I told the kids it's iron oar.
What do you call a bot that likes to sit in a canoe?
My brother refers to light beer as "making love in a canoe"
Because it's f***ing near water.
(He doesn't even have kids, so I guess it's an uncle joke)
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
TIL: If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
When you barf in a canoe...
this coffee is like having sex in a canoe
it’s fucking close to water
What have american beer and sex in a canoe in common?
The canoe store has a big sale last week.
It was quite the oar deal.
Drinking my coffee this morning was like making love on a canoe
It's fucking close to water.