Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I hate jokes about canoes.

They’re oarable.

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TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What does Trump call kayaks?

Fake canoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbcon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Readers, give me all of your pirate puns.

I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmcclure108
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2012
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Punchline: Lickitey-split

I remember my Dad's friend telling me an inappropriate Lesbian joke where the punchline is lickitey-split. Can't remember the beginning though. He also told me the joke: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

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