Canoe Jokes Puns

A list of puns related to "Canoe Jokes"

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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I hate jokes about canoes.

They’re oarable.

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👤︎ u/TheNightmanCometh10
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What does Trump call kayaks?

Fake canoes

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👤︎ u/jbcon
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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Readers, give me all of your pirate puns.

I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!

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👤︎ u/pmcclure108
📅︎ Sep 06 2012
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Punchline: Lickitey-split

I remember my Dad's friend telling me an inappropriate Lesbian joke where the punchline is lickitey-split. Can't remember the beginning though. He also told me the joke: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

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👤︎ u/Dostoevshmee
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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