Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
My friend and I swim a lot
People regularly consider us as fishy
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
I, fake a smile so he won't swim
The Gentoo penguin can swim up to 22mph
If you think that's impressive you should see the Gen 3
So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
She's six. She's awesome.
EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.
When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek
My dad just asked me, “Do you know why dolphins swim?”
“They swim for a porpoise”
My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
What do you call a fish who can't swim?
Why can dogs swim?
Because they are good buoys
"It's sink or swim." As my dad always said.
Lovely man, terrible lifeguard.
My job interview for the Navy was going well, until they asked if I could swim
To be honest, I thought they’d have boats.
Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.
I just love watching the frogress.
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic
Ps: This one is from my daughter who loves Attack On Titans... don't know where she gets it from... 🙂
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
What do you call wet swim trunks?
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because they would sneeze in pepper water!
Why are dogs able to swim so well?
They have a Good Boyancy chamber
What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
Where do mathematicians swim?
What do you get if you swim in the red sea?
Why do fish swim in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
What do you call a car being driven by a sheep wearing a swim-suit?
Two fish are out swimming when they swim into a wall.
The one fish turns to the other and says, "Damn."
The second fish replies, "No, I think it was a well."
My son said he wanted to swim in an ocean someday, any ocean at all.
I told him to be more Pacific.
Icarus had a lesser known brother. He wanted to swim to the bottom of the ocean.
Instead of wax, he used paraffin.
What did the fish say when it couldn't swim any further?
Did you know that Einstein invented a new way to swim?
It was a stroke of genius!
Why can't elephants swim alone?
Because you need a pair of trunks to swim
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepperwater makes 'em sneeze.
I've always wanted to swim in a ocean of soda.
What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?
I was going to take a winter swim
But after wading in I got cold feet.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?"
"Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
Why don't squirrels swim in cold water?
Where do baby hippopotami learn how to swim, eat, and socialize?
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
What does the fish say when he swims against a wall?
A fish swims into a wall...
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