A list of puns related to "Sailing"
If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki
It's an exclusive member ship.
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
The high Cβs
Not long after, he took up drowning
βItβs junkβ
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
As it turns out, my dog has his own barque.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
It was an occident, I swear!
When I asked him why so early, he replied with "the schooner, the better!"
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
It would be swell
I told the police it was an accident, but they said it was on porpoise.
Windsday
I guess the rain's down in Africa.
He left his chart in San Francisco.
And he said today is going to be 15 knots, I replied βthatβs probably enough to tie a boat downβ
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He had a sense of four boating.
...but it's a bit long-winded.
Whatever floats his boat.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
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