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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_bozz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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My new horse’s name is Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketch-up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vissthebeast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What did the mustard say to the other sauce when they went for a run?

Ketch up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you say to a slow tomato?

Ketch up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigsmoke3131
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...

... I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Tomato mates meet after a long time

"Let's ketch-up" Said one to the other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajathegurl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why did mustard start walking slower?

Because his friend couldn't ketch up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCreeper394
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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The 10 year long dad joke.

When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.

"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"

He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bontemps343
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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