The 2020 boating expo was crazy
It was mast hysteria
I got a new flag at the hardware store yesterday
It’s one of those you push in the ground on your lawn. When I put it in (that’s what she said), I remembered that flags are being flown at half mast.
So I pushed it in a little farther.
No one laughed harder about that than I did at the time and I just wanted to share with you all.
Why should you stay away from any marine life that has been removed from the water?
Because they're all de-seas'd animals.
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
He's my mast-cot.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
They say piracy is destroying the music industry...
... but I don't buy it.
This boat is beautiful.
You could say it was Mast-erfully crafted.
