What is brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?

The lunch bag of Notre Dame

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What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common

Both are Paris Sites

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What do you call a broken tower of cheese?

De-brie

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Seeing a stack of cheese made by a friend of mine made me want to name it "the leaning tower of cheesa..."

But I thought he did a good enough job that I shouldn't joke around, and just said "Sharp work there."

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How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?

A parapets!

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Did you hear about the tower of Pisa?

I fell down since there are no tourist's to keep it up.

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During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers

I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.

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What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?

The lunch bag of Notre Dame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkshatChat28
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Leaning Tower of Pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intelligent_Let
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...

...but it was leaning too far right!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I saw a couple kissing at the eiffle tower.

I guess they were french kissing.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived

From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ado1928
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Leaning tower of pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckyeaboi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...

That was, until we saw his parischute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?

King’s Landing

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.

It is a Paris site.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Two cell towers were married yesterday

The reception was amazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What did the falling tower say?

Eiffel

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Did you hear about the man who jumped off the Eiffel tower?

He went in Seine

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Tiny Tower Humor imgur.com/johctDm
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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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What does Sauron do when his tower isn't accessible enough?

He adds more doors

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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What did the tower say to the Cup

Eiffel you up

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived

I now call it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?

Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

Daughter: 'blank stare'

Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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Water Tower
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manny-Hatz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower

It's ok, it was in airplane mode

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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The leaning tower of pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEAMteamguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving

"What happened?"

"Eiffel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vi3ual
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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That Eiffel tower is an eyeful!
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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Temperatures in Fahrenheit tower over temperatures in Celsius.

They're very far in height

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Did you here about the 2 antenna towers getting married?

The ceremony was ok, but the reception was great!

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What do cell towers in Mexico make?

Mexican waves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Green_Alpaca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Dad just texted me saying he just made the EYEffel tower.

http://imgur.com/aeAtk0O

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I was building a tower out of blocks and decided to use a box fan at the bottom

I call it my fan base

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What does the iPhone say when it’s dropped from the the Eiffel Tower

iFell

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Why are the Eiffel Tower's lights so bright?

French resistance is low.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..

It was a Pisa art!

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How do you stop your pet monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?

Take him to Morecambe.

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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Leaning tower of... imgur.com/4iWimvQ
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Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?

One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.

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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...

That means it's italicized.

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While in line for the Tower of Terror at Disney World...

A dad exiting the ride says to us "Hey guys, be careful! I think the elevator's broken."

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One of my dad's favorite jokes. Did you hear about the radio towers that got married?

The wedding was boring but the reception was great!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Hearing a bell tower nearby

"Guess its that time again." "What time?" "Time to ring the bells."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...

"If you have the inclination, I have the time."

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