What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They’re both Paris sites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntuso
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When I was in France I tried to climb a huge tower

But Eiffel off

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They were building a meat tower next door.

The steaks just kept getting higher.

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Have you heard of the giant shoe tower?

I heard it was a big feet of engineering

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I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.

Guys back then were playing for keeps.

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Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!

β€œIt’s about high time,” commented the union representative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSdabeast
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I couldn't make it to the top of that huge tower in France....

I fell.

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The leaning tower of pina
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As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, β€œHoney?”

She gasped audibly and said, β€œYeah?”

I said, β€œHelp! My knee is made of magnets!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...

you could go to jail for a very long time?

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I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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The twin towers of New York World Trade Center are like genders.

There used to be two, but now they are just a sensitive topic.

Also: The real 9/11 pays respect! The world remembers 9/11.

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I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...

Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bourque25
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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?

Big Ben Dover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
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What do you call an Expensive Bell Tower?

A Bill-Ding!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My friend texted me saying he jumped off a tower, I said yeah right...

He says β€˜I’m dead serious!’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttoTheGeezer
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What is brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?

The lunch bag of Notre Dame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
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What do you call a broken tower of cheese?

De-brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FritzeeMGTR
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How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?

A parapets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkshatChat28
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During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers

I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.

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A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived

From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ado1928
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If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/parth19942
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The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...

...but it was leaning too far right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
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Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
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Tiny Tower Humor imgur.com/johctDm
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Leaning tower of pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckyeaboi
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We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...

That was, until we saw his parischute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
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I saw a couple kissing at the eiffle tower.

I guess they were french kissing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brukfalcon
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What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?

King’s Landing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
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When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.

It is a Paris site.

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What does Sauron do when his tower isn't accessible enough?

He adds more doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPhteven0
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I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower

It's ok, it was in airplane mode

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The leaning tower of pizza
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Water Tower
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Two cell towers were married yesterday

The reception was amazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer
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What did the tower say to the Cup

Eiffel you up

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That Eiffel tower is an eyeful!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahep22
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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both Paris sites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
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I tried to climb a really tall tower in France...

...but Eiffel off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtb2612
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I tried to climb a really tall tower in France

But I Eiffel off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
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When I was in Paris I tried to climb this tall tower

But Eiffel Off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger-Beefcake
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I tried to climb a tall tower in France...

But then Eiffel off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jk1445
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I couldn't make it to the top of the tower in Paris...

I fell .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common

Both are Paris Sites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
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What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?

The lunch bag of Notre Dame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived

I now call it the "I fell tower"

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