What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
Theyβre both Paris sites
When I was in France I tried to climb a huge tower
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
Have you heard of the giant shoe tower?
I heard it was a big feet of engineering
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that youβd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!
βItβs about high time,β commented the union representative.
I couldn't make it to the top of that huge tower in France....
The leaning tower of pina
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, βHoney?β
She gasped audibly and said, βYeah?β
I said, βHelp! My knee is made of magnets!β
Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...
you could go to jail for a very long time?
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I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
The twin towers of New York World Trade Center are like genders.
There used to be two, but now they are just a sensitive topic.
Also: The real 9/11 pays respect! The world remembers 9/11.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call an Expensive Bell Tower?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My friend texted me saying he jumped off a tower, I said yeah right...
He says βIβm dead serious!β
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What is brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call a broken tower of cheese?
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︎ May 13 2020
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers
I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived
From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"
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︎ Mar 31 2019
If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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︎ Jul 17 2018
The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...
...but it was leaning too far right!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
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︎ Sep 26 2019
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︎ May 29 2017
Leaning tower of pizza
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︎ Jun 15 2019
We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...
That was, until we saw his parischute
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I saw a couple kissing at the eiffle tower.
I guess they were french kissing.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?
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︎ May 25 2019
When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What does Sauron do when his tower isn't accessible enough?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower
It's ok, it was in airplane mode
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︎ Mar 01 2018
The leaning tower of pizza
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︎ Mar 23 2018
Water Tower
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︎ Aug 23 2018
Two cell towers were married yesterday
The reception was amazing!
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What did the tower say to the Cup
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︎ Jun 03 2019
That Eiffel tower is an eyeful!
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︎ May 30 2018
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They are both Paris sites
I tried to climb a really tall tower in France...
I tried to climb a really tall tower in France
When I was in Paris I tried to climb this tall tower
I tried to climb a tall tower in France...
I couldn't make it to the top of the tower in Paris...
What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived
I now call it the "I fell tower"
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