What is brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common
What do you call a broken tower of cheese?
Seeing a stack of cheese made by a friend of mine made me want to name it "the leaning tower of cheesa..."
But I thought he did a good enough job that I shouldn't joke around, and just said "Sharp work there."
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
Did you hear about the tower of Pisa?
I fell down since there are no tourist's to keep it up.
During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers
I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.
What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
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Leaning Tower of Pizza
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The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...
...but it was leaning too far right!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I saw a couple kissing at the eiffle tower.
I guess they were french kissing.
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A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived
From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"
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Leaning tower of pizza
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We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...
That was, until we saw his parischute
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If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?
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When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.
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Two cell towers were married yesterday
The reception was amazing!
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What did the falling tower say?
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Did you hear about the man who jumped off the Eiffel tower?
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What does Sauron do when his tower isn't accessible enough?
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What did the tower say to the Cup
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived
I now call it the "I fell tower"
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Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?
Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."
Daughter: 'blank stare'
Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?
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Water Tower
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I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower
It's ok, it was in airplane mode
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The leaning tower of pizza
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A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving
"What happened?"
"Eiffel."
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That Eiffel tower is an eyeful!
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Temperatures in Fahrenheit tower over temperatures in Celsius.
They're very far in height
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Did you here about the 2 antenna towers getting married?
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was great!
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︎ Sep 24 2018
What do cell towers in Mexico make?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
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Dad just texted me saying he just made the EYEffel tower.
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I was building a tower out of blocks and decided to use a box fan at the bottom
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What does the iPhone say when itβs dropped from the the Eiffel Tower
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Why are the Eiffel Tower's lights so bright?
French resistance is low.
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I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
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How do you stop your pet monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
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Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?
One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...
That means it's italicized.
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While in line for the Tower of Terror at Disney World...
A dad exiting the ride says to us "Hey guys, be careful! I think the elevator's broken."
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One of my dad's favorite jokes. Did you hear about the radio towers that got married?
The wedding was boring but the reception was great!
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Hearing a bell tower nearby
"Guess its that time again."
"What time?"
"Time to ring the bells."
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What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...
"If you have the inclination, I have the time."
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