I tried to pick up the navy's new mounted laser turret but it weighed more than a ton.
I thought a laser would be light.
A Very Cool Pun
Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank Captain: What The Hell! Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!
Why did the machine gunner keep missing his targets?
He suffered from turret syndrome.
Dad-joked on Instant Messenger (at work)
My dad works in the office on the floor below me. He's been with the company for almost 18 years and is coming to grips with the instant messenger we have. This little gem popped up today;
Dad; Every time I see a castle I swear.
Me; Huh?
Dad; I must have turrets syndrome.
I close the conversation, and groan.
