I thought a laser would be light.
Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank Captain: What The Hell! Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!
He suffered from turret syndrome.
My dad works in the office on the floor below me. He's been with the company for almost 18 years and is coming to grips with the instant messenger we have. This little gem popped up today;
Dad; Every time I see a castle I swear.
Dad; I must have turrets syndrome.
I close the conversation, and groan.