I tried to pick up the navy's new mounted laser turret but it weighed more than a ton.

I thought a laser would be light.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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Dad-joked on Instant Messenger (at work)

My dad works in the office on the floor below me. He's been with the company for almost 18 years and is coming to grips with the instant messenger we have. This little gem popped up today;

Dad; Every time I see a castle I swear.

Me; Huh?

Dad; I must have turrets syndrome.

I close the conversation, and groan.

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📅︎ Sep 02 2014
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