A list of puns related to "Castle"
In a manor of speaking
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
It got old quickly.
It got in pailed.
But it’s the fort that counts.
Its just not my forte.
It's the Fort that counts
Mid-knight.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
To make it Hans free
No ballroom.
It’s just another product of inflation
No? It’s historical
Because he does not like coarse sand.
No ballroom.
I chose Caerphilly.
One is a portfolio and the other is Fort Polio
Through the Dumble-door.
She's going to bleed him dry!
That's inflation for you
You build a moatzerella.
My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.
He feels let down, but I'm made up!
Moatzarella.
I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory
Classic rook-y mistake.
I tell him how some castle guards would take night shifts.
He said “so some knights will sleep all day and wake up and night time?”
Me: “yes... they are called... nights...”
That’s inflation for you.
In a manor of speaking
A fortnight
It shall be called Fort Knightly.
Because of the higher-key
The King had a long reign.
"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."
A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.
Me: What happened on the last episode of Castle?
Her: I don't remember, hmmm
Dad: The moat broke
Us: What?.... Ohhh
The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
In a manor of speaking.
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