Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/X9Falcon9X
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...

But Iran out of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanfan90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?

The Milk-Sheikh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bieberauflauf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call a spider from the Middle East?

An Iraq-nid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?

Falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aladek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.

β€œIraq”, I said. Then Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickkief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?

They like the turmoil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect

In fact the Abbasid is true

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimhtom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How did the man escape the Middle East?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aviic115
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?

The Purrsian Gulf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My father went shopping in the Middle East

I had to remind him: β€œDon’t forget your Baghdad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.

He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf

Just Kuwait and sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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How do you call air from the middle east?

Airabic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cander652
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipariah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?

On Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stressnuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call it when you buy something on line from the Middle East and get ripped off?

E-gypt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeeman757
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My brother killed a man in the middle east

He was charged with hummuside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBourgeoisGecko
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I asked me dad if we could go to the Middle East.

He said β€œYemen”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffyglof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?

Chewish ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZukTheCuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I was recently chased by ISIS when i went to the Middle East

Needless to say, Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_RaptorRex
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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A wizard stopped the wars in the Middle East.

He is a warlock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do people in the Middle East say after their prayers?

Yemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suk_A_Nutt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?

A turban legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subduralempyema
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Cooking meat at high temperatures quickly was invented in the middle east

By the Syrians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butts__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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When people from the Middle East are challenged with a hard question

They just tend to Babylon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickOfButter24
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Who wants to hear a joke about the middle east?

Israeli Good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seangray1
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Middle-East Pun Train Derailed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicandpancakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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I just completed my first marathon in the Middle East.

Iran to Iraq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hepzilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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A friend asked me if I’ve ever been to the Middle East before.

I said, β€œYemen”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrapin_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Is Wonder Woman from the Middle East?

Because she Israeli hawt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwhomie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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Have you seen the new Sylvester Stallone movie set in the middle east?

It’s called Iraqi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ehsassin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Could you imagine a market in the Middle East?

Because that would be Bazaar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggkk15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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You wanna know how I got through Middle East really fast?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drkaczur
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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Guess it's time I tell everyone what I did when I heard about the nuclear deal in the Middle East

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Everyone is talking about how ISIS is causing so much trouble in the Middle East, but what they're forgetting is that ISIS just frozen water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naturalbodyshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?

"BjΓΈrn is the king of Israel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randombrain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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An American is told that he must cover up when traveling in the middle east.

He responded in disgust "I am not doing that, I have the right to bare arms!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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Norway the Middle East Ghana stop this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trigology
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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How did I escape the Middle East?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_heatmaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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