Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...
Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?
What do you call a spider from the Middle East?
What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?
Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.
“Iraq”, I said. Then Iran.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.
All they were throwing were high jabs.
How did the man escape the Middle East?
What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?
My father went shopping in the Middle East
I had to remind him:
“Don’t forget your Baghdad”
A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.
He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf
How do you call air from the middle east?
There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?
What do you call it when you buy something on line from the Middle East and get ripped off?
My brother killed a man in the middle east
He was charged with hummuside.
I asked me dad if we could go to the Middle East.
What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?
I was recently chased by ISIS when i went to the Middle East
A wizard stopped the wars in the Middle East.
What do people in the Middle East say after their prayers?
What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?
Cooking meat at high temperatures quickly was invented in the middle east
When people from the Middle East are challenged with a hard question
They just tend to Babylon.
Who wants to hear a joke about the middle east?
Middle-East Pun Train Derailed
I just completed my first marathon in the Middle East.
A friend asked me if I’ve ever been to the Middle East before.
Is Wonder Woman from the Middle East?
Because she Israeli hawt.
Have you seen the new Sylvester Stallone movie set in the middle east?
Could you imagine a market in the Middle East?
Because that would be Bazaar
You wanna know how I got through Middle East really fast?
Guess it's time I tell everyone what I did when I heard about the nuclear deal in the Middle East
Everyone is talking about how ISIS is causing so much trouble in the Middle East, but what they're forgetting is that ISIS just frozen water
Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?
"Bjørn is the king of Israel"
An American is told that he must cover up when traveling in the middle east.
He responded in disgust "I am not doing that, I have the right to bare arms!"
Norway the Middle East Ghana stop this
How did I escape the Middle East?