The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns...
It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.
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Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
If someone lived in Egypt's capitol and became a chiropractor...
... they could call themselves "The Cairo Chiro".
My friend went to Egypt and claimed he never swam in a river.
I showed him a picture and he's still in denial.
Do you know why the sphinx is in Egypt?
The sound of wind and sand is spsspsssppss sppspsssspssss.
I hate going to Egypt
Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
A new mummy was found in Egypt. It was covered in chocolate and nuts.
The archeologists believe he was known as Pharaoh Rocher!
Did you hear about the paraplegic who threw himself into the river while on vacation in Egypt?
The crowd told him he wouldn't be able to swim, but he was in denile.
Come to think of it, I heard about a guy in France doing the same thing, but I'm pretty sure he was inseine.
A soldier in egypt is eating his ice cream and quitting on the army
A deserter having his dessert in the desert about to desert his post.
What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?
What‘s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?
I started my own cooking show in Egypt.
It's called: Wok like an Egyptian.
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
In ancient Egypt if you held a stinging insect you were thought to be very attractive
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
Why did the man with spinal issues avoid flying to Egypt?
He didn’t think Cairo practical
What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?
I have a missed call from earlier today - it was a number I don’t recognize and my phone says it’s from “Egypt”.”
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those “pyramid schemes.”
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it's Pharaoh Roche.
I was sharing fart jokes with my penpal from Egypt. I found that we were more similar than I thought.
We must be in egypt
Because you’re in denial!
The other day, Egypt's old bus broke down. So the school used its budget to get Anubis.
Had my back fixed in Egypt
Its the only place to find a good Cairopracter.
Archeologists in Egypt have recently uncovered a mummy covered in choclate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
Egypt is a great place to swim
Don't believe me? You must be in deNile
Someone offered me a free trip to Egypt if I get five people under me to also signup.
Archaeologists on a dig in Egypt have uncovered a mummy dipped in chocolate and hazelnuts.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
Nickname for a coffin-maker in ancient Egypt...
Scammers went to Egypt
My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.
You know... a Pyramid Scheme?
Tutankhamun must have been the least flatulent of the ancient pharaohs of Egypt.
Because his name is homophonous with "toot uncommon".
Did people in Ancient Egypt just never pass gas...
I used to have a hard time admitting I went to Egypt.
Archeologists in Egypt have uncovered the tomb of a mummy that appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts
It's beleived to be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.
Some people say there is no river in Egypt...
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...
I just read that the most practiced job in Egypt is...
What's Cairo, Egypt's favorite food?
I came up with this as a kid like a decade ago.
What do you call a doctor from Egypt?
What is a profession involving spine realignment in Egypt?
Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
Back from Egypt.
My dad came back from Egypt and we are celebrating the 4th of July. At a bbq we were eating lunch with the neighborhood. And somebody was joking about denail being great to my dad.
Neighbor dad: 'well denial solves a lot of problems hahaha.'
Dad: I just came back from Egypt and I'll tell you da'NILE is pretty great!'
On the subject of Egypt
Dad: Did you hear the Egyptians recently discovered another buried Pharaoh?
Me: Whoa really?
Dad: Yeah. He was found covered in chocolate and wrapped in foil. They believe he was Pharaoh Rocher